Puddle Cruiser (1996)

Erik Stolhanske: Freaky Reaky

Quotes 

• Felix Bean : Well, there's no way she heard that.

  Zach : How do you know?

  Felix Bean : She would have called by now.

  [Phone begins to ring] 

  Felix Bean : I'm not here.

  Grogan : Me neither.

  Zach : Me neither.

  Freaky Reaky : Me neither.

  Matt : Me neither.

  Grogan : [On answering machine]  Greetings earthing. At the lazor please record your communication... And take me to your leader

  [Lazor sounds on recording] 

  Matt : That is the funniest message I've ever heard.

• Emily : [performing stand-up comedy]  The cops on this campus are great... Great at eating donuts!

  Freaky Reaky : [laughs loudly - he is the only person laughing] 

  Emily : But I don't really like donuts. I just like the chocolate ones, the jelly ones, the...

  Freaky Reaky : [laughing loudly]  You gotta love them donuts!