- [first lines]
- Pvt. Snafu: Oh, the Air Force gets the glory and the Navy gets the cheers, but all the dogface ever gets is mud behind the ears.
- Pvt. Snafu: Yeah, the tank boys ride in comfort and a sailor takes a sail, but the dogface never gets a chance to sit down on his tail.
- [last lines]
- [singing to the tune of Inky-Dinky Parlez-Vous]
- Technical Fairy First Class: All the roads are pretty rough, parlez-vous.
- Pvt. Snafu: And all the services are pretty tough, parlez-vous.
- Pvt. Snafu, Technical Fairy First Class: So whether you fight as soldier or gob / Get in there and pitch and finish the job / inky-dinky parlez-vous