- Lt. Frank Parker: My name is Parker, Frank B. Agency number 37834901. We have a condition one event. The clock is at seven and a half hours and counting.
- Lt. Frank Parker: They just gave me an IQ test the other day. You guys think I've gotten smarter since then?
- Lt. Frank Parker: [about receiving his Backstep tattoo] I've been in every foreign capital in the world, drunk, and I've never gotten one of those things.
- Lt. Frank Parker: But I thought I was crazy.
- MIB #1: Are you?
- Lt. Frank Parker: Not crazy enough to get involved in an operation you want a crazy man for.
- [MIBs pack up to leave]
- Lt. Frank Parker: Wait, give my your freak'n test.