Will & Grace (1998–2020)

Minnie Driver: Lorraine Finster

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• Karen : Nice outfit for a funeral. If that outfit were any shorter I could see your English muffin.

  Lorraine Finster : I wouldn't talk. If that dress were any lower I could see your Yankee doodles.

• Lorraine : You're a fancy dresser. Are you English?

  Will : Oh no, I'm gay.

  Lorraine : Well, its the same thing.

  Will : If that weren't true, I'd find that offensive.

• [Lorraine told Karen to stay away from her father, so Karen slept with Lyle to stick it to her] 

  Lorraine : [to Lyle]  She's only sleeping with you to get back at me.

  Karen : How dare you! Where would you get such an outrageous idea?

  Lorraine : From you, ya cow! You invited me here. You sent a car, and you put a bloody great sign in the lobby saying, "Nasty surprise for Lorraine Finster in room 315."

• [Lyle has chosen Karen over Lorraine] 

  Lyle Finster : I-I'm sorry, Lorraine. I love you, but I'm not in love with you, and I *am* in love with Karen.

  Karen : What? You are?

  Lyle Finster : Yes, and it's - it's never happened to me before.

  Lorraine : But what about my mummy?

  Lyle Finster : Well, I-I wasn't so much *in* love with mummy as I was *in* an alley and *out* of condoms.

• Lorraine : I'd like you to have all your things out by tomorrow.

  Karen : I'd like you... to eat me.