Will & Grace (1998–2020)

Gretchen German: Carl, Carla

Quotes 

• Carla : Hey, are you going to come back and finish that lap dance?

  Jack : Uh, no I don't think so!

  Carla : Well, here's my card if you change your mind.

  Jack : Well, thanks, Carl... wait, you're a Carl?

  Carla : Just from the waist down. From the waist up I'm Carla.

  Jack : Oh, thank God. I'm still gayer than Christmas!