Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)

Matt Malloy: John Dough, Judge #1

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Quotes 

• Voice of Documentarian : So you've, uh, you've judged a lot of pageants over the years?

  John : No, no, no way, no. Never judged a pageant before in my life. Mm-mm. No way. Never been around young girls. I mean, even if I was, I mean, why would I wanna be, y'know? I-I don't get off on that kinda thing and that's really why you're askin', right?

  [pause] 

  John : Someone say somethin'?

• Harold Vilmes : So, who gets the crown? How are you going to figure this all out?

  John : Well, you know, we'll, uh, compare scores and, uh, figure out a winner because, I mean, we don't know who the winner is yet. I mean, I have no idea who Jean picked, or Harold... No idea.

  Hank Vilmes : I know who da winner is. I know who da winner - Harold! I know who da winner is!

  John : That's it... You shut your Goddamn mouth, you shut your Goddamn mouth you Goddamn retard!

  [he climbs over the table and jumps onto Hank, wrestling him to floor] 

  Harold Vilmes : [pulling John away and pushing him into chair]  Come on! Back off, college boy, now listen...

  [he pulls John's tie and it rips off - it's a clip-on] 

  Harold Vilmes : Hanky here can't help it if he was born crazier than a shit house rat!

  John : Well, for fuck's sake, why didn't you leave him with a sitter?

  [Hank starts to cry] 

  Harold Vilmes : Nice, John. That's real nice... You know the babysitter's dead!