Muppets from Space (1999)
Rob Schneider: TV Producer
Quotes
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Gonzo : Rizzo?
Rizzo : Gonzo?
Miss Piggy : Kermy?
Kermit : Piggy?
TV Producer : What is going on here?
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TV Producer : Gonzo, you've got it.
Rizzo : Sure wish we could find a cure for it.
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TV Producer : Now *that* is TV. The phones are lighting up like Vegas. What power, what heat. You're a hit!
Miss Piggy : Oh! Oh, thank you.
TV Producer : Not you. Him!
Gonzo : Me?
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Kermit : Listen, aren't you taking this alien thing just a little too far?
Gonzo : Kermit. Kermit, I realize that it may be hard for you to accept me as an alien, but I didn't choose to be one. Well, I've always had alien tendencies. This just makes sense to me.
TV Producer : Beautiful, Big G!
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Miss Piggy : Look, I deliver Gonzo's exclusive life story, okay, if you make moi your new anchorwoman...
TV Producer : What about Shelley?
Miss Piggy : Shelley, schmelly.
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Gonzo : Rizzo?
Rizzo the Rat : Gonzo?
Miss Piggy : Kermie?
Kermit : Piggy?
TV Producer : What the heck's going on here?