Muppets from Space (1999)
Dave Goelz: Gonzo, Bunsen Honeydew, Waldorf, The Birdman
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Quotes
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Miss Piggy : Gotta run. Bye, Kermie. Kissie, kissie. Ha-ha.
[exits]
Statler : Is breakfast over?
Waldorf : No, why?
Statler : 'Cause I think the bacon just ran out.
[they laugh]
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Gonzo : I had that weird dream again.
Rizzo the Rat : You mean the one with the goat and the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter?
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Ed Singer : Forgive me my Earthly manners, but, uh, do you have any idea what it's like to be laughed at?
Gonzo : Yeah, sure I do.
Ed Singer : To be called names, like 'wacko.'
Gonzo : Uh-huh.
Ed Singer : And 'freak-boy.'
Gonzo : Oh, yeah.
Ed Singer : And 'paranoid delusional psychopath'?
Gonzo : Got me there.
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[Gonzo appears on live TV]
Clifford : Hey, you better get down there, Kerm.
Kermit : Relax. No one is going anywhere, okay?
Gonzo : [on TV] You see, I was contacted through my breakfast cereal, and then it was confirmed to me by the Cosmic Fish that I am definitely from outer space.
Rizzo : So you want to go now, or wait for the commercial?
Kermit : Now.
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Gonzo : Hey, Rizzo, come here! I think my Kap'n Alphabet is sending me a message.
Rizzo the Rat : Yeah, I know what you mean. I had some guacamole last night, and it's still speaking to me.
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Gonzo : Remember, I built this new Jacuzzi for my alien family, so please, no eating in the spa.
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Gonzo : Rizzo?
Rizzo : Gonzo?
Miss Piggy : Kermy?
Kermit : Piggy?
TV Producer : What is going on here?
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Gonzo : Come on, fellas. Take me to my leader.
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Gonzo : Kermit, you're the best friend any alien could ask for.
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Gonzo : [Gonzo wakes up from a bad dream and sits upright, accidentally sending a hammock-sleeping Rizzo flying out the window] I don't wanna be alone!
Rizzo the Rat : You're not alone.
Gonzo : Who said that?
Rizzo the Rat : Gee, I don't know. Maybe it's the rat who's hanging out of the window!
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Gonzo : [as Rizzo is hanging out the window] Rizzo?
Rizzo the Rat : No, it's Santa. But I forgot my reindeer.
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Agent Barker : We feel your pain, Gonzo.
Gonzo : They feel my pain!
Rizzo : I've got a paper-cut that's a doozy. You feel my pain, too?
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Dr. Phil Van Neuter : Feeling a little nervous, are we?
Gonzo : Of *course* I'm nervous.
Dr. Van Neuter : Well, don't worry. Everyone is before having their brains sucked out.
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Gonzo : People of Earth, do not be alarmed!
Miss Piggy : Oh brother.
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Miss Piggy : What are you doing here?
Gonzo : I'm making contact. What are you doing?
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Gonzo : I had that weird dream again.
Rizzo the Rat : The one with the goat and the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter?
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Gonzo : Put a little more paprika on those, okay?
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TV Producer : Now *that* is TV. The phones are lighting up like Vegas. What power, what heat. You're a hit!
Miss Piggy : Oh! Oh, thank you.
TV Producer : Not you. Him!
Gonzo : Me?
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Kermit : Listen, aren't you taking this alien thing just a little too far?
Gonzo : Kermit. Kermit, I realize that it may be hard for you to accept me as an alien, but I didn't choose to be one. Well, I've always had alien tendencies. This just makes sense to me.
TV Producer : Beautiful, Big G!
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Gonzo : Rizzo?
Rizzo the Rat : Gonzo?
Miss Piggy : Kermie?
Kermit : Piggy?
TV Producer : What the heck's going on here?
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Bunsen Honeydew : Goodbye, Rainbow, and stay groovy.