Muppets from Space (1999)
Steve Whitmire: Kermit the Frog, Rizzo the Rat, Beaker, Cosmic Fish #1, Rainbow, Miss Piggy (assistant)
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Quotes
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[Ed is examining Gonzo]
Ed Singer : No nostrils. How do you smell?
Rizzo the Rat : Awful. Trust me, I'm his roommate.
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Gonzo : I had that weird dream again.
Rizzo the Rat : You mean the one with the goat and the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter?
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[Gonzo appears on live TV]
Clifford : Hey, you better get down there, Kerm.
Kermit : Relax. No one is going anywhere, okay?
Gonzo : [on TV] You see, I was contacted through my breakfast cereal, and then it was confirmed to me by the Cosmic Fish that I am definitely from outer space.
Rizzo : So you want to go now, or wait for the commercial?
Kermit : Now.
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Gonzo : Hey, Rizzo, come here! I think my Kap'n Alphabet is sending me a message.
Rizzo the Rat : Yeah, I know what you mean. I had some guacamole last night, and it's still speaking to me.
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Gonzo : Rizzo?
Rizzo : Gonzo?
Miss Piggy : Kermy?
Kermit : Piggy?
TV Producer : What is going on here?
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Kermit : He's one of us. And no matter what happens, no matter what obstacles we face, we NEVER forget one of our own.
Miss Piggy : I love it when you take charge.
Fozzie Bear : Hey! We left Bunsen and Beaker back at the gas station.
Kermit : Okay... Well, uh, from THIS point on , no matter what happens, we never forget one of our own.
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Kermit : [after the 'Door in a Jar' forms but the door is too small] Gee, that's disappointing.
Miss Piggy : Perfect. Somebody knock and see if Barbie's home.
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TV Producer : Gonzo, you've got it.
Rizzo : Sure wish we could find a cure for it.
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Rizzo : How you doin', Ed?
Fast Eddie : Well, I ain't dead.
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Dr. Tucker : From this moment on, if I say you're hungry, you eat. If I say you're sleepy...
Rizzo : I eat?
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Gonzo : [Gonzo wakes up from a bad dream and sits upright, accidentally sending a hammock-sleeping Rizzo flying out the window] I don't wanna be alone!
Rizzo the Rat : You're not alone.
Gonzo : Who said that?
Rizzo the Rat : Gee, I don't know. Maybe it's the rat who's hanging out of the window!
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Gonzo : [as Rizzo is hanging out the window] Rizzo?
Rizzo the Rat : No, it's Santa. But I forgot my reindeer.
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Rizzo : I don't like the look of those guys. This rat smells a rat.
Agent Barker : [to Gonzo] The limo is right this way.
Rizzo : Did he say limo? Wait a second, I'm his translator. Hold up!
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Agent Barker : We feel your pain, Gonzo.
Gonzo : They feel my pain!
Rizzo : I've got a paper-cut that's a doozy. You feel my pain, too?
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Miss Piggy : I've got great news! Gonzo has been kidnapped by the government and it could be a life-threatening situation!
Kermit : How can that be great news?
Miss Piggy : Because, I've got a story, I've got a story! Oh! I need to change! Something that says journalistic integrity. Oh! Oh! Oh! I've gotta pee.
Kermit : Oh, brother.
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Kermit : [on spy gadgets] Ahah. The old rubber ducky with invisibility-spray trick. Check.
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Rentro : While they're warming up the brain-sucker for ya in surgery, I brought you a sandwich here, and I cut off the crusts for you.
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Kermit : Okay, guys. We've got to get through those doors.
Fozzie Bear : Should we just ask permission from those nice men with the rifles?
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Kermit : When we pull together, we can do anything.
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Rentro : [singing] Jalapenos, jalapenos, gettin' my friend some jalapenos.
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Kermit : Way to get down with your bad self.
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Rizzo the Rat : Oh, please, Big Boss. I never disobeyed my mother. And I never carried the plague. Not even once.
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Rizzo the Rat : [during a card game, Rizzo's hand of cards bursts into flames unexpectedly; screaming] AAAAAUUUGGHHH! MY HAND'S ON FIRE!
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Gonzo : I had that weird dream again.
Rizzo the Rat : The one with the goat and the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter?
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Rizzo : [exercising] I do it all for you, ladies.
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Rizzo the Rat : He built it.
Pepe : And we came.
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Kermit : I wish I could find my pants.
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Kermit : Listen, aren't you taking this alien thing just a little too far?
Gonzo : Kermit. Kermit, I realize that it may be hard for you to accept me as an alien, but I didn't choose to be one. Well, I've always had alien tendencies. This just makes sense to me.
TV Producer : Beautiful, Big G!
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Gonzo : Rizzo?
Rizzo the Rat : Gonzo?
Miss Piggy : Kermie?
Kermit : Piggy?
TV Producer : What the heck's going on here?
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Rizzo the Rat : No cheese? No cheese! All right! That does it! We're bustin' out of this joint, boys.
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Rizzo the Rat : All right, prawn cracker. I'll see your Maryland crab cakes, and I'll raise you a 1958 cheddar cheese, never been sniffed!