Angel's Dance (1999)

Jim Belushi: Stevie 'The Rose' Rosellini

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Quotes 

• Stevie : What kind of woman would beat her plastic doll?

• Crabby Woman : You're not my doctor!

  Stevie : No.

  Crabby Woman : Who are you?

  Stevie : Me?

  [unrolls piece of tape] 

  Stevie : I'm the tape man.

• Stevie : Ah, the way!

• Stevie : You didn't miss... You hit everything!

• Stevie : You know, you and I are a lot alike. Friedrich would be proud.

  Angelica Chaste : Friedrich wouldn't give a damn, Rosellini.

  [both pull out and cock their guns] 

  Angelica Chaste : Seems mine is bigger than yours.

  Stevie : Size doesn't matter.

  Angelica Chaste : Oh, yes it does.

  Stevie : You mean those girls have been lying to me all those years?

• Nick : Who the fuck is this girl, Bruce Lee?

  Stevie : Nah, she's better than that. Chuck Norris.

  Nick : What are you talking about?

  Stevie : He's alive.

• Stevie : [shouts while hitting Tony with a newspaper in the head and chest]  One to the head, one to the heart. One to the head, one to the heart. What did I teach you?

• Stevie : Damn, I missed her. What'd she look like?

  Tony Greco : What'd she look like? She looked like a broad.

  Stevie : What d'you mean? She's fat?

  Tony Greco : Naw, she's not - not that kind of broad. The other kind. She's a broad, she's a woman.

  Stevie : You mean like a dame?

  Tony Greco : Well, yeah, like a dame. I guess you could say a dame.

  Stevie : How about like a chick?

  Tony Greco : No, she didn't look like a chick. She looked more like a broad. That's why I said a broad.

  Stevie : Oh yeah, that helps me. You're very observant.

  Tony Greco : Are you serious?