- Crabby Woman: You're not my doctor!
- Stevie: No.
- Crabby Woman: Who are you?
- Stevie: Me?
- [unrolls piece of tape]
- Stevie: I'm the tape man.
- [ah what is life, if not to dance]
- [Zorba the Greek]
- Stevie: You know, you and I are a lot alike. Friedrich would be proud.
- Angelica Chaste: Friedrich wouldn't give a damn, Rosellini.
- [both pull out and cock their guns]
- Angelica Chaste: Seems mine is bigger than yours.
- Stevie: Size doesn't matter.
- Angelica Chaste: Oh, yes it does.
- Stevie: You mean those girls have been lying to me all those years?
- Stevie: [shouts while hitting Tony with a newspaper in the head and chest] One to the head, one to the heart. One to the head, one to the heart. What did I teach you?
- Stevie: Damn, I missed her. What'd she look like?
- Tony Greco: What'd she look like? She looked like a broad.
- Stevie: What d'you mean? She's fat?
- Tony Greco: Naw, she's not - not that kind of broad. The other kind. She's a broad, she's a woman.
- Stevie: You mean like a dame?
- Tony Greco: Well, yeah, like a dame. I guess you could say a dame.
- Stevie: How about like a chick?
- Tony Greco: No, she didn't look like a chick. She looked more like a broad. That's why I said a broad.
- Stevie: Oh yeah, that helps me. You're very observant.
- Tony Greco: Are you serious?