The X-Files Game (1998 Video Game)
Jordan Lee Williams: Craig Willmore
Quotes
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Special Agent Fox Mulder : Geez, man, do I know you?
Craig Willmore : Cable Guy.
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Craig Willmore : Did you get those prints lifted?
John Amis : Ah jes' fished 'em, Miss Daisy, ah still needa process'm.
Craig Willmore : And they say sugar has no effect on children...
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Motel Clerk : [after Willmore rings the bell with her standing there] Please don't do that. Do you have any idea how many people ring that when I'm standing right here?
Craig Willmore : No
Motel Clerk : Well you're not the first!
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Craig Willmore : [Interupting the studying Clerk] Do you keep a record of all outgoing calls?
Motel Clerk : Sure for billing reasons
Craig Willmore : Can I get a copy of them please?
Motel Clerk : Great, just one second. I want you to know you're putting me behind.
Craig Willmore : Sorry, I didn't mean to bother you at work.
Motel Clerk : Funny.
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Mark Cook : Why Agent Willmore!
Craig Willmore : Why Agent Cook!
Mark Cook : You picked a great day to be late. There some big gun from DC in. Don't know why but it sounds serious.
Craig Willmore : Probably just making sure we're not stealing paper clips.
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Craig Willmore : Is there any reason why this would be treated as contraband?
John Amis : [In Sean Connery voice] Nope. It's neither illegal nor sexy.
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Craig Willmore : So you're the mystery man. I was expecting someone a little more Sean Connery.
X aka Mr. X : I think that will be quite enough Agent Willmore.
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Craig Willmore : Hey don't you owe me a dollar?
John Amis : Did you know I grew up in Cleveland?
Craig Willmore : Oh? Cleveland? Really?
John Amis : You know how cold it is in Cleveland?
Craig Willmore : Cold. It is very cold in Cleveland today.
John Amis : But not cold enough!
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Craig Willmore : [after Cook bursts into Willmores appartment] What are you doing?
Mark Cook : No man what the hell are you doing? I ask you to keep me informed but am I informed? No! I've been kept completely in the dark. The more you tell me the better I can do my job!
Craig Willmore : Hey shut up!
Mark Cook : Jesus.
Craig Willmore : I've been out there putting my ass on the line! I'm sorry you had a bad day dear! But either treat me civily or get the hell out of my house!
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Mary Astadourian : If you don't tell me what's going on I'm going straight to your Director!
Craig Willmore : You do that and you'll be modelling in cheap stores by next week!
Mary Astadourian : See you on the runway baby!
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Craig Willmore : Shanks wants me to hand my current cases off to you.
Mark Cook : Great. Thanks Golden Boy.
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Craig Willmore : [putting a big steel ball on the table] Have a look at this!
Mary Astadourian : What is that?
Craig Willmore : I don't know.
Mary Astadourian : Well be careful with it!
Craig Willmore : Relax.
Mary Astadourian : It looks like an explosive device.
Craig Willmore : Could be it's heavy enough.
Mary Astadourian : Maybe we should call in a hazmat team?
Craig Willmore : [smiles] Lets not jump the gun.
Mary Astadourian : [Willmore starts to open the ball] WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Craig Willmore : You really need to cut down to one cup a day. It's empty.
Mary Astadourian : What is it?
Craig Willmore : I don't know. But I know one very happy lab technician.
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Richard 'Ringo' Langly : You want Janet Reno's number?
Craig Willmore : No I'll pass.
Richard 'Ringo' Langly : You sure? She keeps a webcam in the bedroom.
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Craig Willmore : Rauch is downstairs.
Special Agent Fox Mulder : You're kidding? He didn't flame you?
Craig Willmore : Excuse me?
Special Agent Fox Mulder : Ah nothing. What's his condtion?
Craig Willmore : Well he's unconcious and covered in low grade motor oil.
Special Agent Fox Mulder : That Rauch always did have a kinky streak.
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Craig Willmore : So what happened?
Arley : Well Agent Willmore, barring some unexpected revelation it looks like someone shot this man in the back of the head.
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Mary Astadourian : [Willmore points his gun when she comes around the corner] Whoa! Take it easy! It's me!
Craig Willmore : I can see that! What are you doing here?
Mary Astadourian : You kidding? After that message I wouldn't miss this for the world.
Craig Willmore : Well you better be careful or he might run your ass raged!
Mary Astadourian : I wouldn't mind that he was kinda cute.
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Craig Willmore : That's a lovely color on you.
Mary Astadourian : Thank you. Let's just stick to business ok?
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Craig Willmore : [Alternate Responce] That's a lovely color on you.
Mary Astadourian : [Sarcastic] Thank you! I picked it myself.
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Craig Willmore : [Alternate Responce, after a confontational meeting] That's a lovely color on you.
Mary Astadourian : Why thank you Sgt. Kissass!
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Assistant Director Walter Skinner : That car has been following us since we left the office.
Craig Willmore : Do you think they know about Mulder and Scully?
Assistant Director Walter Skinner : That's a good question Agent Willmore, why don't you go ask them.
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Mary Astadourian : What can I do for you?
Craig Willmore : Agent Willmore, FBI.
Mary Astadourian : FBI? What's your interest in this case?
Craig Willmore : I'm investigating two missing Agents. My investigation lead me to this warehouse, where there was evidence of foul play, including the blood of one of our missing Agents. I spotted Wong and asked him a few questions. He lied to me, now he's dead. No evidence on if there's a connection but I'm sure there is one.
Mary Astadourian : Wow. I'll buy that. This case just went from routine to fun. Thanks.
Craig Willmore : Anytime.
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Craig Willmore : How did you know we were FBI?
Pretty Woman : Well who else would come looking for a Jane Doe?
Mary Astadourian : That's a good point.
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Craig Willmore : Did you notice anything strange about him?
Mary Astadourian : No I was too busy being thrown accros the room.
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Special Agent Fox Mulder : I need your help Scully. The security door needs two keys turned at the same time. I need you to turn the other key for me.
[the Black Oil suddenly swims over his eyes]
Craig Willmore : [to Scully] RUN!
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Craig Willmore : [He walks in on John reading a comic book] Your tax dollars at work.
John Amis : Hey do the words "lunch hour" mean anything to you.