Garfield Goes Hollywood (1987 TV Short)
Thom Huge: Jon Arbuckle
Quotes
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Jon Arbuckle : [Garfield stayed behind with a goldfish who's a rival on Pet Search] Where were you, Garfield?
Garfield : [as he gulps and pats his stomach] Eliminating some competition.
Jon Arbuckle : Well, hurry and get dressed. The show's about to begin.
Pet Search host : [entering their dressing room] Hey, you're on in five minutes. Don't be late.
Jon Arbuckle : Come on, guys, let's break a leg!
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Jon Arbuckle : [after seeing the Limon Sisters, a trio of chickens, perform at the Pet Search finals] Those chickens were pretty good.
Garfield : Yes, they are. We must have them for dinner some time.
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Jon Arbuckle : OK, are we going out there tonight?
Garfield : Maybe!
Jon Arbuckle : Are we gonna get the performance of our lives?
Garfield : Doubt it!
Jon Arbuckle : Are we gonna win?
Garfield : Not a chance!
Jon Arbuckle : All right, let's DO it!
[he and Odie dash away to the stage wing]
Odie : [barks]
Garfield : Let's not, and say we did!
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Jon Arbuckle : I think we have it wrapped up, guys. I haven't seen any competition so far, and there's only one act *after* us!
Odie : [barks]
Garfield : They're lucky it'll probably be a dog who plays five instruments at the same time.
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Pet Search host : Our final act this evening is Bob the Wonder Dog. He will play five, count them, FIVE instruments simultaneously!
Jon Arbuckle : Uh-oh.
Garfield : Bingo.
Odie : [whimpers]
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Jon Arbuckle : Wow, just look at all this! Our own private dressing room! Fresh flowers! So this is what stardom is like!
Garfield : [looking into a rehearsal room] Hey, they're rehearsing! Let's check out the competition.
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Jon Arbuckle : [after Miles the Jazz Canary has performed] Winning all those prizes would be great guys. But getting back to our *real* home will be even greater, right?
Garfield : He's *got* to be kidding.
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Pet Search host : [after Odie reveals Bob the Wonder Dog as somebody in a dog costume, the audience boos] There seems to be a disqualification! Well, those are all the acts, so it's time to let the studio audience determine this week's winner!
[gesturing to the remaining contestants off-camera by shaking his finger at them]
Pet Search host : May I have all the contestants on stage, please?
Jon Arbuckle : This is it. Good luck, boys.
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Jon Arbuckle : We're rich, we're famous! We'll win the contest and get the show on the road! You guys are fabulous; I had no idea you could dance!
Garfield : Shucks, that old number? You should see us on the fence.
Jon Arbuckle : We'll need costumes, a routine, we'll rehearse day and night!
Garfield : Day and night? For-get it.
Jon Arbuckle : [bringing out his guitar] And we'll need - some music.
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Jon Arbuckle : [after he, Garfield, and Odie sing "Wizard of Love" at the "Pet Search" preliminaries] You guys were *great*!
[Odie barks]
Garfield : You were awful!
Jon Arbuckle : Well, one more act to go and we can collect our $1,000.
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Jon Arbuckle : [settling into his easy chair before watching "Pet Search"] Come on, boys, the show is about to start!
[Garfield and Odie scamper in]
Jon Arbuckle : Gee, isn't it great to be like a real family to enjoy something together?
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Jon Arbuckle : [as he, Garfield, and Odie arrive at the WBOR studio for the Pet Search preliminaries] So this is show business. Pretty glamorous, huh, guys?
Garfield : Oh, quaint. A low tech studio in a high tech society.
Jon Arbuckle : And those other acts look pretty good, too.
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Garfield : [after Garfield and Odie lose at the "Pet Search" finals] We've been robbed!
[throws this hat off and jumps on it repeatedly]
Garfield : I demand a recount! The judges were paid out! Ripoff! We've been...
[grunts as he kicks a stage light away, then shreds a nearby curtain]
Garfield : Call Ralph Nader!
[as he puts his hat back on]
Garfield : We've lost everything!
Jon Arbuckle : [soothingly to Garfield] We really haven't lost anything, Garfield. We're still a family. We still have each other.
Garfield : [still glaring] Big, fat, hairy, deal...