Garfield Goes Hollywood (1987 TV Short)

Frank Welker: Burt the M.C.

Quotes 

• M.C : Our next act features a rather unique cat and dog duo. From Muncie, Indiana, welcome the Dancing Armandoes!

  Garfield : [as he walks onstage]  This is gonna be a piece of cake.

• M.C : Ladies and gentlemen, our judges have reached a decision.

  [we see an overhead shot of all the contestants] 

  M.C : Fifth place goes to - the Limon Sisters!

  [audience applauds as the Limon Sisters exit the stage in anger] 

  M.C : Fourth place goes to - Miles the Jazz Canary!

  [audience applauds as Miles lifts his sunglasses and blows a raspberry] 

  M.C : Third place goes to - the tumbling Garbanzo Brothers!

  [we see the Garbanzo Brothers glare in disgust as the audience applauds] 

  M.C : Well, we are down to our two finalists.

  [we see Garfield, Odie, and Jon staring eagerly for more results] 

  M.C : May I have the envelope, please?

  [the stagehand enters and gives the envelope to the M.C., but as soon as he receives it, it flutters to the stage floor] 

  M.C : Wh-whoops.

  [he kneels to pick it up] 

  Garfield : [praying desperately]  Come on, will ya? Come *on*!

  M.C : [silently scanning the envelope, then looking up to continue announcing the results]  Second place goes to - the Dancing Armandos! The winner is Desiree the Classical Cat!