Super Adventure Team (1998– )

Wally Wingert: Col. Buck Murdock

Quotes 

• President : [the President sniffs a piece of shrimp]  Does this smell funny?

  Col. Buck Murdock : Nonesense, what could possibly be wrong with unrefridgerated shrimp?

  President : [Takes another sniff, then bites]  I suppose you're right, just another classic example of my American nivete.

  [laughs then gasps] 

  President : Oh my god, I've got diarrhea!

  Col. Buck Murdock : [flatly, not caring]  Terrific.

• Col. Buck Murdock : ...There's bound to be a lot of panic. But no matter how long I scream, remember: I'm still in charge.

• Col. Buck Murdock : [on the attacking kittens and puppies]  How adorably terrifying!