Jump (1999)

Michael McGlone: Doug

Quotes 

• Doug : I'm sorry, you're fat. I can't take it - fat.

  Stephanie : [pushing back from the table]  I've been waiting for this. Are you kidding?

  Doug : What?

  Stephanie : You're kidding, right?

  Doug : I don't know.

  Stephanie : Fat? You think I'm fat?

  Doug : Steph, baby.

  Stephanie : I'm pregnant, you simpleton. Look! I wish I could find a milkshake as thick as your head!

  Doug : You're pregnant?

  Stephanie : The belly, throwing up constantly... Hello?

  Doug : How?

  Stephanie : A miracle, fuck wad!

  [shoves the pie into his head]