Sabrina: The Animated Series (1999–2000)

Nick Bakay: Salem Saberhagen, Salem

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Quotes 

• Sabrina : [about doctor visit]  I heard you scream.

  Salem : Yeah I screamed, ya should've seen the bill.

• Uncle Quigley : You three are grounded!

  Salem : Good move, Quigster!

  Uncle Quigley : You're grounded too, Salem, I hate it when you call me Quigster.

• Salem : Welcome to Sabrina's Quizmasters! Here's the question: When witches make a BLT, they use bacon, lettuce and...?

  Sabrina : Toes!

  Salem : Wrong! The answer was cement.

• Salem : Tell me where the cat nip is or I'll blackmail it out of you.

• Salem : I said if I could find Sabrina I'd be happy as a clam. Next thing I know, I'm a giant bivalve. Go figure.

• Hilda : Morning, Salem.

  Salem : Morning, Hilda.

  Zelda : [Disguised as Hilda]  'Morning, Salem.

  Salem : 'Morning, Hilda... Huh?

• Sabrina : [over phone]  Hello? Anyone! Help, we're in trouble!

  Salem : [relaxed]  Yes that's nice.

  Sabrina : Also, Salem, unless you pick up the phone now, those secret pictures of you are going out over the internet.

  Salem : Uh-oh!

• Sabrina : [Dangling over hole]  I'm losing my grip!

  Salem : [sarcastically]  You can say that again!

• Salem : I'll have to call you back, I got Scorsese's people on the other line.

• Salem : The Wicked Witch of the West is from Pennsylvania.

• Salem : [Noticing Sabrina unhappy]  I've coughed up hair balls that looked happier than you.

• Salem : Give Gem a chance. After all, she's not that bad.

  Gem Stone : By the way, that is the ugliest cat I've ever seen.

  Salem : Turn her into a mouse and leave the rest to me!

• Salem : [on Sabrina's poor baseball pitch]  It calls for a sinker, not a stinker!

• Sabrina : Are you still upset that you were turned down for that role in 'That Darn Cat'?

  Salem : Yeah.

• [Salem accidentally swallows a button] 

  Sabrina : Did you swallow it?

  Salem : It's not the ingestion I'm worried about. It's the out-jestion.

• Salem : [Sabrina is riding her bike and Salem is in the basket]  Watch out, Vikings playing hopscotch!

• Harvey : Hey Sabrina, we could make a TV show around your talking cat.

  Salem : Yeah like I'd really sell out!

• Salem : Can you keep it down? I'm trying to concentrate.

  Hilda : You're playing tic-tac-toe.

  Salem : And losing thanks to you.

• Sabrina : I just wanted a purse!

  Salem : Yeah and Gilligan just wanted a three hour tour.

• Salem : Why are you dressed like The Brady Birds?

• Zelda : While we're at the Halloween ball, we need someone to look after Sabrina.

  Salem : Hey what am I? Chopped liver?

  Hilda : But you're a cat.

  Salem : I'm also older than you and I can lick my back.