The Industry (1998–2002)

Dan Lett: Victor Sela

Quotes 

• [upon realizing that no one is watching the channel they bought] 

  Victor : Why did we want a channel again?

  Veronica : Good question.

  Victor : Why would anyone want a channel?

  Veronica : Better question.

  Victor : Then why did I get a satellite dish?

  Veronica : Because Richard got one.

  Victor : Damn him.

• Victor : How could you do this to me? How could you say that the Bionic Woman is fundamentally flawed?

  Richard Strong : Okay, she's a bionic woman, I get that. But she has that bionic ear.

  Victor : Yeah, super hearing!

  Richard Strong : But wouldn't that mean that she'd be hearing everything at once? Wouldn't she just go crazy?

  Victor : She does flip her hair out of the way.

  Richard Strong : Oh, so the hair makes all the difference?

  Victor : She has VERY THICK HAIR!

  Richard Strong : Now you're just being unreasonable.

• Victor : Remember New Orleans?

  Raymond Drodge : Oh, I remember New Orleans.

  Victor : I don't. That's why I love it. It's new every time I go!

• Victor : Wanda says he has trouble letting go.

  Richard Strong : Of his feelings?

  Victor : Of small appliances.

• Victor : Wanda knows what she's doing! I think she's a savant.

  Richard Strong : Well, she sure dresses like one.

• Blind Jimmy, the beaver creak character : If you want to talk to actors, you should learn to speak our language.

  Victor : I would, but I can only whine for so long.

• Alan Roy : The government department in charge of making sure kids wear helmets while skateboarding called the government department in charge of telling kids not to have sex and complained that the kid in the ad wasn't wearing a helmet!

  Victor : You're supposed to wear helmets during sex now?

  Alan Roy : And shin guards, AND wrist protectors!

  Victor : Well, wrist protectors I can see, but...

• Victor : I'll be there with bells on, Alan. Skateboarding bells.