Funny Valentines (1999)

Alfre Woodard: Joyce May

Quotes 

• Joyce May : Now, I remember something I once read. Of all the treasures in the world, there is nothing more precious than giving someone a piece of your heart.

• Joyce May : Dearie , you know how you always said you wished we were sisters?

  Dearie B. : Mmm-hmm.

  Joyce May : Well, we are.

  Dearie B. : Uh-huh.

  Joyce May : No, we are! Blood sisters. I saw the birth certificate.

  Dearie B. : Oh, Joyce May, I know!

  Joyce May : How... how do you know?

  Dearie B. : Because I wished it!

  Joyce May : Dearie, it's not that simple.

  Dearie B. : Of course it is. You don't need a piece of paper to tell you what's already in your heart. Even I know that.