Funny Valentines (1999)

Von Coulter: Troy Watts

Quotes 

• Dearie B. : Troy Watts! Bring your narrow a** outta there!

  Troy Watts : [Comes out chuckling]  I ain't nothing to say to you.

  [Turns to leave] 

  Dearie B. : You get back here, or else I'll come in after you!

  Troy Watts : What you want, retard?

  Dearie B. : You hurt me once, but you ain't gonna hurt me again! You stay away from my family!

  [Moving closer] 

  Dearie B. : You're nothing. You never were nothing, and you're never gonna be nothing, because you're empty in your heart! Now, it took me a long time to figure it out, but I know you tried to ruin my life when I was younger, but my life is BIGGER than YOU!

  Troy Watts : Don't you be loud-talking me because you too stupid to close your legs!

  Dearie B. : You were born to a minister. Ain't you figured out nothing yet! YOU'RE the real dummy! Like a dog gnawing on a bone with no teeth! You're godless! You stay AWAY from my family! You stay away from ME.