Family Guy (1999– )
John G. Brennan: Mort Goldman, Horace, Mort Goldman as Lando Calrissian, Bill Gates, Colonial Mort, Cousin Goldman, Mort Goldman as Innkeeper, Mort Goldman as Jawa, Mort Goldman as Troll, Scott, TV Announcer #2, Zima Bottle
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Quotes
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Peter Griffin : Hey, Mort, do these suppositories come in any other flavors?
Mort Goldman : Peter! You're not eating those, are you?
Peter Griffin : [sarcastically] No, I'm shoving them up my butt. Of course I'm eating them.
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Mort Goldman : Muriel was so much better at overcharging people, because people were always undressing her in their heads, and then putting her clothes back on when they saw what was under there.
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Mort Goldman : We like to watch old movies while listening to Hotel California, to see if it syncs up in a significant way. And so far, no. Nothing has.
