Chris Cox: George W. Bush, Man, Ross Fishman, Student, AA Member, Abraham Lincoln, Abrams, Additional Voices, Angry Mob Man, Assistant Worker, Bachelor Show Announcer, Ben Fishman, Best Man, Cashier, Charlie Brown, Clark, Cop #2, Crowd, Disfigured WW2 Veteran, Door Guard, Facility Worker, Ferris Bueller, Focus Group Tester, Football Player, Gay the Waterbear, Gerald, Guy Dressed as Ace Frehley, Hayden Christensen, Higgins, Husband, Jeff Campbell, Jerry's Friend, Jim, Jock, Jonathan Higgins, Jouster #2, Justin Timberlake, Kent Lastname, Kevin Connolly, Kid #1, Kindergartener, Kirk Cameron, Kyle, Magnum P.I., Mailman, Man #3, Man at Party, Man on the Street, Mark, Melvin Udall, Midget Husband, Mike, Paparazzis, Passerby, Patient, Peck Kid #1, Peter's Customer, Priest, Randy Fulcher, Robert, Rudolph, Salesman, Seafood Customer, Sears Employee, Suicidal Man, Surgeon, TV Announcer, Tea Party Member, Vaper, Waiter