Get Bruce (1999)
Bruce Vilanch: Self
Quotes
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Bruce Vilanch : I'm friendly with a lot of big stars. They're wonderful individuals mano a mano... but you don't get to be the biggest star in the world by really caring a lot about anything else but yourself... and becoming the biggest star in the world.
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Bruce Vilanch : [about the pay in the industry] The bigger the show, the smaller the salary.
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Bruce Vilanch : [when he won his Emmy] I'm very sorry I didn't have to sleep around to win this award.
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Bruce Vilanch : Actually everything gets revised 4,000 times. I mean there's no writing. There's only rewriting.
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Steven Seagal : Are you sort of rewriting? 'Cause I should get in on that.
Bruce Vilanch : Yeah!
Steven Seagal : Asshole writer that I am.
Bruce Vilanch : Oh, I'm in that guild.
Steven Seagal : Yeah, I'm in that fuckin' guild too.
Bruce Vilanch : Asshole writers of America.
Steven Seagal : The Cocksucker Assholes of America.
Salma Hayek : I'm not. I need you guys here.
Steven Seagal : [to Bruce] Don't forget the cocksuckers.
Bruce Vilanch : Would I forget the cocksucker part? Surely you've heard.
[all three laughs]