Sway:
What do you think is more exciting... having sex or stealing cars?
Memphis:
Having sex or boosting cars... Um, oo! Well, uh... How about having sex WHILE boosting cars?
Sway:
Oh, that's a good line. Doesn't work on a lot of girls, though.
Memphis:
I just blurted it out, I'm sorry... But, you haven't answered the question.
Sway:
Well, you see, the problem is... how do you get over the shifter?
Memphis:
Oh, oh right... because the uh...
Sway:
'Cos it gets in the way.
Memphis:
Because you wouldn't want to disrupt the syncro-mesh... the throttle linkage... the clutch master cylinder... the overhead camshaft.
Sway:
I can't do this.
Memphis:
Straight inline 6, triple Weber carburetors, bolted to each other's body structures...
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