Carry on Christmas (1973 TV Movie)

Bernard Bresslaw: Bodkin Pod, Boll, 1st Dart Player, Capt Ffing-Burke, 5th Ballerina, Little John, Policeman

Quotes 

• Captain Ffing-Burke : I don't like it. I don't like it

  Private Parkin : Would you like some corned beef, sir?

  Captain Ffing-Burke : I don't like it at all.

  Private Parkin : Neither do I, but you've got to eat something!

• [Sgt Ball enters the trench, and explains that he was in No-Man's-Land on reconisance] 

  Captain Ffing-Burke : Reconisance! That's a darn silly idea!

  Sgt. Ball : You should know - it was yours!

• Anthro Pod : How long have I been asleep?

  Senna Pod : Since October!

  Bodkin Pod : We nearly buried you twice!

• [Seed Reveals that Crompet is Bodkin's Christmas Present] 

  Bodkin Pod : What do I do with it?

  Seed Pod : 19 years old, and he asks, ?What do I do with it?

  Anthro Pod : I'll show you.

  Seed Pod : [bashes Anthro with a club]  You will not!

  Anthro Pod : Why not? I taught you everything you know!

  Seed Pod : I don't want you teaching *him* everything I know!

• Bodkin Pod : Why can't we have mammoth, just for a change?

  Senna Pod : It's too expensive!

  Bodkin Pod : It needn't be - in the shop up the road, they're having a mammoth sale!