Carry on Christmas (1973 TV Movie)

Kenneth Connor: Mr. Sibley, Anthro Pod, Bishop, Pvt Parkin, 2nd Ballerina, Will Scarlet

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Quotes 

• Captain Ffing-Burke : I don't like it. I don't like it

  Private Parkin : Would you like some corned beef, sir?

  Captain Ffing-Burke : I don't like it at all.

  Private Parkin : Neither do I, but you've got to eat something!

• Private Parkin : There's someone coming!

  Sgt Ball : Leave this to me, sir.

  [aiming his rifle down the trench] 

  Sgt Ball : Halt! Who goes there!

  Adelle : [from outside the trench]  Amiee?

  Sgt Ball : A couple of frogs, sir. Advance, Amiee, and give the password.

  Adelle : [walking into the trench]  Derrière?

  Sgt Ball : Derrière? I said , ?Password?

  Adelle : Oh, pardon, monsieur!

• Anthro Pod : How long have I been asleep?

  Senna Pod : Since October!

  Bodkin Pod : We nearly buried you twice!

• [Seed Reveals that Crompet is Bodkin's Christmas Present] 

  Bodkin Pod : What do I do with it?

  Seed Pod : 19 years old, and he asks, ?What do I do with it?

  Anthro Pod : I'll show you.

  Seed Pod : [bashes Anthro with a club]  You will not!

  Anthro Pod : Why not? I taught you everything you know!

  Seed Pod : I don't want you teaching *him* everything I know!

• Santa AKA Mr Belcher : My wife hasn't really got a Christmas spirit. When I went into bed last night, guess what she said?

  Mr. Sibley : [referring to his sandwich]  Put that wretched thing away!

  Santa AKA Mr Belcher : How did you know?

• Santa AKA Mr Belcher : [a slap and an exclamation is heard from out of shot]  Hello, that's coming from the bedding department!

  Bed Customer : [Walking out and adjusting her jumper]  Well, really

  Santa AKA Mr Belcher : [Noticing Mr Sibley]  I might have known!

  Mr. Sibley : How dare you! I was just showing her, how to get an overnight bunk up!