Carry on Christmas (1973 TV Movie)
Joan Sims: Virginia's Mother, Senna Pod, Bishop's Wife, Adelle, 6th Ballerina, Salvation Army Collector, Maid Marion, Traffic Warden
Quotes
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Santa AKA Mr Belcher : What's your name, then?
Virginia : Oh, here we go. It's Virginia. Then Mum says we call her virgin for short, and then you say not for long, all right?
Santa AKA Mr Belcher : [turning to Virginia's mother] She's very forward for her age!
Virginia's Mother : Yes, well we had a French student living with us - she probably got it from him.
Santa AKA Mr Belcher : [looks at Virginia, then turns back to face the mother] I wouldn't be at all surprised!
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Private Parkin : There's someone coming!
Sgt Ball : Leave this to me, sir.
[aiming his rifle down the trench]
Sgt Ball : Halt! Who goes there!
Adelle : [from outside the trench] Amiee?
Sgt Ball : A couple of frogs, sir. Advance, Amiee, and give the password.
Adelle : [walking into the trench] Derrière?
Sgt Ball : Derrière? I said , ?Password?
Adelle : Oh, pardon, monsieur!
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Anthro Pod : How long have I been asleep?
Senna Pod : Since October!
Bodkin Pod : We nearly buried you twice!
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Robin Hood : I'll follow you into hell itself.
Maid Marion : I'm going home to Mother!
Robin Hood : That's what I just said!
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Bodkin Pod : Why can't we have mammoth, just for a change?
Senna Pod : It's too expensive!
Bodkin Pod : It needn't be - in the shop up the road, they're having a mammoth sale!
