Carry on Christmas (1973 TV Movie)

Barbara Windsor: Virginia, Crompet, Fanny, Fifi, 1st Ballerina, Lady Frances

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Quotes 

• Santa AKA Mr Belcher : What's your name, then?

  Virginia : Oh, here we go. It's Virginia. Then Mum says we call her virgin for short, and then you say not for long, all right?

  Santa AKA Mr Belcher : [turning to Virginia's mother]  She's very forward for her age!

  Virginia's Mother : Yes, well we had a French student living with us - she probably got it from him.

  Santa AKA Mr Belcher : [looks at Virginia, then turns back to face the mother]  I wouldn't be at all surprised!

• [Seed has introduced Crompet to Bodkin, Anthro and Senna] 

  Crompet : Senna Pod? Oh, what a funny name!

  Seed Pod : It runs in the family!

• Virginia : [Climbing onto Santa's knee]  Now then, what are you going to give me?

  Santa AKA Mr Belcher : Well, you're making it hard for me!

  [Picking up a yellow yo-yo] 

  Santa AKA Mr Belcher : How about a little yo-yo?

  Virginia : I don't like them!

  Santa AKA Mr Belcher : [Putting the yo-yo away and picks up a doll dressed as a fairy]  I know - how about a fairy?

  Virginia : Oh, like the one that comes and does mum's hair?

  Santa AKA Mr Belcher : No, no!

  [Puts the fairy back] 

  Virginia : He's got a little yo-yo - I've seen it!