Doug's 1st Movie (1999)
Thomas McHugh: Doug Funnie, Lincoln
Quotes
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[last lines]
Doug Funnie : [narrating] So journal, that was Valentine's day. Up to the last minute, I thought that everyone - especially Patti - would think I was a big loser. But like Mayor Tippy said, it's important to do the right thing, no matter what everyone else thinks. And maybe because he followed her advice, things are just a little bit better in Bluffington, Mr. Bluff volunteered to clean up Lucky Duck Lake. And Patti and I danced on the dock under the moon for quite some time. I wouldn't have minded if it had gone on forever.
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Skeeter : No, Herman, bad. No drinking out of the toilet!, So, who do we tell first?
Doug Funnie : Skeet, this is front-page headlines We're gonna be famous, We have to go right to the top!
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Principal White : Well, as mayor, I mean, principal, I am honored to welcome this new exchange student to our illustrious school. Welcome, What's her name?
Doug Funnie : Well, Principal White...
Principal White : Principal White?... Hmm. Why does that name sound so familiar?
Doug Funnie : No, it's Herman... Nooniny.
Principal White : Ah, what a beautiful name. Herman Nanoo-Niny, Welcome to our school, young foreign person, Vote for me.
Herman Melville : RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Principal White : What did she say?
Doug Funnie : Thanks. She said thanks.
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Doug Funnie : Skeeter, we're going to be Famous!
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Roger Klotz : Hey! Psst, Funnie. You hoo!
Doug Funnie : Just a second.
[grumbles]
Doug Funnie : Every time I get a chance...
Roger Klotz : I just wanted to thank you and the guys for getting rid of my uh, robot problem.
Doug Funnie : That's O.K., no problem Roger.
Roger Klotz : Thanks man, you're a...
RoboCrusher : [interrupts, she's in pieces dragging herself along the ground holding the jacket] There you are, oh you forgot your jacket.
[Roger screams like a girl and runs away]
RoboCrusher : Roger, Roger, Roger...
[With Roger gone, Doug goes back to the dock with Patti]
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Doug Funnie : [narrating] Dear Journal, it's me Doug Funnie. I've lived at 21 Jumbo Street for the last year and a half and I've seen a lot of weird things. But what happened last week was probably the weirdest. I guess it all started right before Valentines Day. That means at school people have just one thing on their mind.
Beebe Bluff : A Valentine's dance! Let's go shopping.
