The Whole Nine Yards (2000)
Michael Clarke Duncan: Frankie Figs
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Quotes
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Frankie Figs : You know, I can't think of nothing finer than a fine naked woman holding a gun.
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[after Oz tells Jimmy over a payphone he loves Jimmy's wife, while Jimmy doesn't know they slept together]
Jimmy : Will you listen to yourself? What are you talkin' about, you love her? You just met her!
[to Frankie]
Jimmy : He said he's in love with Cynthia!
Frankie Figs : No shit!
Jill St. Claire : So SHE'S the one!
Jimmy : She's the one what?
Jill St. Claire : The one he schtupped in Chicago!
Jimmy : The one he...
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Jimmy : My wife? You shtupped my wife, Oz?
Oz : I wouldn't exactly phrase it that way, exactly...
Jimmy : [with increasing anger] No, no, no! Let me get this straight. You went down to Chicago and engaged in sexual CONGRESS with my wife? Is that what you're telling me?
Jill St. Claire : Jimmy, Jimmy, calm down!
Jimmy : [now livid] IS IT? I SWEAR TO GOD...!
[Jill takes the phone from Jimmy]
Oz : [to Cynthia] He's a little upset. I've managed to upset a mass murderer.
Jimmy : FIND OUT WHERE HE IS!
[into phone]
Jimmy : JUST STAY RIGHT THERE!
[Jill takes the phone away]
Jimmy : It's a DISGRACE...
Jill St. Claire : [into phone] Oz, you stud, you!
Frankie Figs : Gonna be a DEAD stud.
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Oz : [after Frankie beats a confession out of Oz] I MAY know where he is.
Frankie Figs : Well, all right. But don't tell me. Let's go tell Janni.
Oz : OK. You mind if I piss a little blood first?
Frankie Figs : Please, by all means.
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Frankie Figs : Oz, I just wanted to be sure it was you. Everybody's inside. By the way,
[grabs his crotch]
Frankie Figs : Huevos grandes, amigo!
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Frankie Figs : You what? You told Jimmy? What the hell did you do that for?
Oz : I felt sorry for him! I like him. Well, I liked him.
Frankie Figs : So you don't like him no more?
Oz : Well, it's a little hard to maintain a friendship with a man who wants to kill you.
Frankie Figs : If you sold my ass out to Janni, then told me about it, I'd want to ice your ass, too!
Oz : I know.
[Frankie sucks on his teeth]
Oz : You know, I can close that gap for you.
Frankie Figs : Really?
Oz : Yeah, you'd be in and out.
Frankie Figs : You're kidding. This thing right here?
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[every time Oz doesn't answer, Frankie hits him in the stomach or kidneys, then hugs him to stop him collapsing]
Frankie Figs : My brother, believe me, you don't want to dance with me all night.
