Rambone the Destroyer (1985 Video) User Reviews

Rambone the Destroyer is the greatest movie i have ever seen

[ezidic69 · 24 April 2003]

Rambone the Destroyer is the greatest movie i have ever seen...i wish more movies were like this movie. It was provocative & educational at the same time, Rambone has truely earned the title of 'The Destroyer' in this masterpiece. If only it could be a tv show as well

too little Rambone

[movieman_kev · 2/10 · 14 April 2005]

Dick Rambone gets mad when he founds out that his girlfriend, Suzy Q (Rachel Ryan) has been abducted by a white slavery ring., infuriatingly he doesn't find out until late in the movie, and as such his screen time is minimum. the 2 scenes Rambone has are OK, well until Dead Eye joins and won't stop talking about how big Rambone's member is. URGH!! The film could've done without Steve Power's super annoying over-the-top Dead Eye henchman character. If that's not bad enough, you can even hear the Director giving directions every now and then. Strictly amateur hour. The theme song is absolutely 80's though.

My Porn Grade: D

Rambone, the destroyer. And who is destroyed?

[guilherme-9 · 9 December 2004]

Rambone and his dick... He could badly keep it tense, but the myth persists. Still it has a result as a remarkable name of the world's movie pornography besides Big Holmes. Actually, in this time (80's decade), when porn videos became an easy and deliberated object of consume, the videos used to be a big private party and the guests were almost the same in terms of American production. The stories had a funny and nonsense context and the sex used to be kept in a friendship way, beyond the seduction, the horny and everything else. But what a impression it gives! The sex in porn movies is more than pleasure, maybe this isn't the usual characteristic, but the performance where actors are compared to athletes and the scene is a fantastic show in which those heroes/heroines make us dream and desire in the other side of screen. In consequence, they refresh us a constant possibility to live a hot fantasy. That's how it works and really works!