- [Gizmo-duck confronts the robot guard at Scrooge's money bin]
- Gizmo-Duck: [putting on a wig] You wouldn't dare hit a lady, would you?
- [robot hits him]
- Gizmo-Duck: [putting on glasses] All right, how about a lady wearing glasses?
- [robot hits him again]
- Gizmo-Duck: [dazed] How about a...
- [robot hits him again]
- Gizmo-Duck: Hey, Ma! Look what I'm wearing!
- Mrs. Crackshell: Fenton, did you join a heavy metal band?
- Scrooge McDuck: [about the rocket Launchpad acquired] What's THIS?
- Launchpad McQuack: The USS Jumpstart, first rocket with a clutch. Hard to fly, but easy on the pocketbook. Gets 35 lightyears to the gallon.
- Launchpad McQuack: Gee, Mr. McD, lighten up. What's more important? A few quadrillion dollars, or your life?
- Scrooge McDuck: Is this a multiple choice question?
- Launchpad McQuack: Okay, let's see, key in the ignition, pump the throttle, wipers work okay...
- Scrooge McDuck: Launchpad, are you sure you can fly this rocket?
- Launchpad McQuack: Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
- Scrooge McDuck: Clutch, clutch!
- Gizmo-Duck: Throttle, throttle!
- Launchpad McQuack: Sheesh, backseat astronauts.
- Launchpad McQuack: [there's a knock at the door] Uh, we have all the Fuller brushes and girl scout cookies we need!