Get Over It (2001)
Kirsten Dunst: Kelly Woods
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Quotes
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Kelly : Are you crying?
Berke Landers : No, you're squeezing my puncture wound.
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Berke Landers : [singing] Kiss a little longer, stay close a little longer...
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : PROJECTION MR. BERKE... projection.
[singing]
Berke Landers : Kiss a little longer, stay close a little longer...
Kelly : Hold tight a little longer... longer with Big Red.
Berke Landers : That Big Red freshness lasts right through it.
Kelly and Basin : Your fresh breath goes on and on...
Everyone : While you chew it. So say goodbye a little longer, make it last a little longer...
Berke Landers : Give your breath long-lasting freshness... WITH BIG RED.
[Cheers from the audience]
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Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : I'd like you to read this poster and tell me what it says at the bottom.
Kelly : "No food or drink allowed in the auditorium at any time."
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : It says "Twelve original songs by Dr. Desmond Forest Oates."
Kelly : Oh, that part.
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : Yes, that part. I'll tell you what it doesn't say. It doesn't say "Additional lyrics by little miss sassy pants."
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Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : Oh, that was fun. Who was the composer on that?
Kelly : Me, actually.
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : Oh, I'm sorry, were you expecting applause?
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Berke : [reading the school play] Captain of the fairy band, Helena is close at hand. I'm understanding about every word of this shit.
Kelly : [Kelly and Basin enters] Berke.
Berke : Hey.
Kelly : What happened to your face?
Berke : A long story.
Kelly : A Midsummer Night's Dream? What, are you gonna try out for the show?
Berke : Kinda, sor - Maybe.
Kelly : Well, you know, if you're serious about it, I'm kinda good at that stuff.
Berke : Really?
Basin : Have you heard her songs?
[patting Kelly's shoulder]
Basin : She's only like the next Josie Mitchell.
Kelly : [putting her hand on Basin's shoulder] Joni Mitchell.
Berke : I-I could actually use some help. So, tomorrow, coffee?
Kelly : Okay. Coffee would be great.
Berke : Okay.
Kelly : Bye.
Berke : Bye.
[Kelly and Basin leaves]
Basin : [mocking Kelly's words] If you're serious, I'm kinda good at that stuff.
Kelly : Shut up.
Basin : [mocking Kelly's words] Shut up!
[pats Kelly]
Kelly : [gasps] What?
Basin : Did you see Dennis staring at me again?
Kelly : Oh, I know, totally.
Basin : I told you.