Get Over It (2001)
Martin Short: Dr. Desmond Forrest Oates
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Quotes
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Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : Keep icing your front bum. Swelling continues if you don't ice. And I need you... not really.
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Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : Oh. Fun hair clip.
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Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : What direction do you think "left" is? See, because if you go with your instinct and reverse it, I think we have something happening. How difficult is this? I'm so alone, I think.
Jessica : I am trying. You are intimidating me.
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : Well you are FRIGHTENING me. You understand that? How do you get dressed in the morning? Do you have people come in, or do you just lie in state?
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Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : Mr. Landers, how nice of you to join us. And thanks for not showering. What a super instinct.
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Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : Bill Shakespeare was a wonderful poet. But Burt Bacharach he ain't.
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Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : I remember what the wonderful Bobby De Niro said to me. Well, not to me, I read it in an article.
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Berke Landers : [singing] Kiss a little longer, stay close a little longer...
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : PROJECTION MR. BERKE... projection.
[singing]
Berke Landers : Kiss a little longer, stay close a little longer...
Kelly : Hold tight a little longer... longer with Big Red.
Berke Landers : That Big Red freshness lasts right through it.
Kelly and Basin : Your fresh breath goes on and on...
Everyone : While you chew it. So say goodbye a little longer, make it last a little longer...
Berke Landers : Give your breath long-lasting freshness... WITH BIG RED.
[Cheers from the audience]
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Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : Put your hand DOWN little Steve.
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Basin : My dance partner? SHIT.
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : That's enough out of your MUCK MOUTH.
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Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : I'd like you to read this poster and tell me what it says at the bottom.
Kelly : "No food or drink allowed in the auditorium at any time."
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : It says "Twelve original songs by Dr. Desmond Forest Oates."
Kelly : Oh, that part.
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : Yes, that part. I'll tell you what it doesn't say. It doesn't say "Additional lyrics by little miss sassy pants."
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Dennis Wallace : Well, um, sometimes, the coach calles me ''Crazy Legs''.
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : Ooh... DOES HE?
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Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : Oh, that was fun. Who was the composer on that?
Kelly : Me, actually.
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : Oh, I'm sorry, were you expecting applause?
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Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : HI. I'm Dr. Desmond Forest Oates fine arts chair... and all that hoopla.
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Jessica : Sir, your wife called. She won't be able to make it to the show tonight.
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : Did she say why?
Jessica : It was hard to understand through the slur.
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Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : [interrupting Kelly's song] Time. Time.
[music stops]
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : It's just not very good. I could lie to you, but I would do you a disservice, because it's-it's just bad.
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Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : Go Del.
Del : Go bid the huntsmen, wake them with their horns.
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : Hold it- yes um- um what can I... You'd tell me if you'd had a stroke.