Small Time Crooks (2000)

Jon Lovitz: Benny

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• Ray : Remember my nickname when we were in the joint?

  Benny : The Brain?

  Ray : The Brain. That's what the guys used to call me, right?

  Benny : But, Ray! That was sarcastic!

• Benny : You know what I say? She gets a share, but not a full share.

  Tommy : I'd go for that. Yeah.

  Denny : Yeah, what if we each get a fourth and she gets, like, a third?

  Benny : What are you? Nuts? Then she'd be getting more than us!

  Denny : How do you figure?

  Benny : Where are you gonna get four fourths and a third? Can't you add?

  Denny : I don't do fractions, all right?

• Ray : What the hell are you gonna do with a flower shop?

  Benny : Burn it down.

  Ray : What do you mean, "burn it down"? You're still burning stuff down for insurance?

  Benny : I burn everything. That's how I sent two kids through college.