Small Time Crooks (2000)
Tracey Ullman: Frenchy
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Quotes
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Ray : Pretty late.
Frenchy : Yeah, you too. What did you do?
Ray : I, you know, I worked late... and then May and me had some Chinese food.
Frenchy : You and May? What'd you talk about over dinner? Cartoons?
Ray : Are you kiddin'? We went up to her apartment. We watched "White Heat" on television.
Frenchy : Till 3 a.m.?
Ray : No. Then we went out and we got a pizza.
Frenchy : Chinese food and a pizza? With your stomach, I'm surprised you weren't shot breaking into the Pepto-Bismol factory.
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[Frenchy learns her accountants have looted all her assets]
Frenchy : This is the worst news...
Frenchy's Lawyer : Oh, no. No, Mrs. Winkler, it's not.
Frenchy : No? Well, it is to me!
Frenchy's Lawyer : No, the worst news is coming up.
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Frenchy : [on her company's expansion] That's right, yeah. We've been planning it for months. Yeah?
Frenchy's Lawyer : In order to do that, you needed a bank loan. Are you aware of that? Quite a substantial loan.
Frenchy : Get to the point. What?
Frenchy's Lawyer : They asked you to sign a promissory note to the bank.
Frenchy : You're speaking to the wrong person. This is exactly what I got accountants for.
Frenchy's Lawyer : Yes, but unfortunately, your accountants are in Venezuela.
Frenchy : This is all so confusing!
Frenchy's Lawyer : Frances, you put up your home and savings as a note for a monster loan.
Frenchy : [pauses, then holds out her whiskey glass] Could you put a touch of cyanide in here? It needs to be a little stronger.
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Frenchy's Lawyer : You've lost it all, Frenchy. Or should I say, you've been swindled out of it all.
Frenchy : You mean I got...?
Frenchy's Lawyer : Nothing, Mrs. Winkler. You have nothing. No... no house, no bank account, just a couple of large, outstanding loans which we feel you can best deal with by filing for bankruptcy.
Frenchy : Bankruptcy? Bankruptcy? I'm not up to the B-words yet!
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Frenchy : What are you waiting for, the drilling season?
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Frenchy : They say I have a flair for decorating. You know this rug lights up? It's made of fiber optics. I'll turn it on later. Stevens, what's with the snails?
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Frenchy : Well, I wanna be the real thing! And you better wise up, 'cause if I grow and you stay as stupid as you are, we're gonna have big problems, Ray!
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[last lines]
Frenchy : Hey, It was you who taught me how to open a safe.
Ray : That was one of my fondest memories of our time together... What are you saying? You boosted this from David's safe? Frenchy, that's stealing.
Frenchy : Not exactly. Look, it's a long story, Ray. Let's sell it, and I'll fill you in on the flight to Miami.
Ray : Sweetheart, you are the greatest.
Frenchy : Yeah.
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Ray : What is this?
Frenchy : It's a Damon Dexter. A discovery of David's.
Ray : Yeah? I say it's depressing.
Frenchy : Knock it off. You wouldn't know a masterpiece if it bit you in the ass.
Ray : I refuse to look at this, Frenchy.
Frenchy : And what's that supposed to mean?
Ray : It means as long as this is there on the wall, I don't look at that wall.
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Officer Ken Deloach : What's that noise in the back?
Frenchy : Uh, the cookie press. It needs oil.
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Frenchy : All right, all right, hold your water.
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David : I'm talking about Henry James, the author. Yeah? Well, this is where he lived and this is where he worked.
Ray : Where did he eat? I'm hungry. I don't care where he lived. I want to know where he ate.
Frenchy : I remember! "The Hair-ess", right?
David : The "H" is silent.
Frenchy : Oh, did he write that too?
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Frenchy : Ya know who's going to eat this? Me!
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Frenchy : Well I wanna be the real thing! and you better wise up coz if grow and you stay as stupid as you are we're gonna have big problems Ray!
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Frenchy : The sweep kills me.
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Frenchy : Close your bazoo!