Mission Hill (1999–2002)
Scott Menville: Kevin French, C-Dog
Quotes
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Andy French : Drinking shows a real commitment to becoming a cooler person.
Kevin French : Can you buy something here for me? I want to have something to drink at the party.
Andy French : Sure.
[Kevin grabs a bottle]
Andy French : That's hair gel.
[grabs another]
Andy French : That's shampoo.
[grabs another]
Andy French : That's mouthwash.
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[Andy is eating cereal]
Kevin French : How can I think with that awful racket blaring from your mouth? It sounds like a gorilla eating a log cabin!
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Kevin French : I hope you're not like this during the parent/teacher interviews.
Andy French : Hello! Andy French. Couldn't care less about your future.
Kevin French : Mom and Dad said you have to do everything that they do.
Andy French : You don't live with Mom and Dad any more. I paid the electricity bill and I don't get a present.
[lights begin to flicker on and off]
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Kevin French : Mom and Dad would like to talk to you.
Andy French : Hi, Mom!
Mrs. French : Andy. What's this I hear about you emotionally abusing Kevin?
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Andy French : Mom! I can't go changing my life just because Kevin is here. I have plans.
Kevin French : Mom! Andy's sitting on the couch drinking with Jim.
Jim Kuback : Hi, Mrs. F.
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Kevin French : [while drinking] History is full of great homos. Oscar Wilde was a homo. Alexander the Great was a homo. You know who else is a great homo? You are, you big homo!
Gus : [Grabs Kevin's collar] That is a mean and hurtful term. Please stop using it, or I will be forced to clobber you.
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Andy French : And don't think we forgot about you, Stogie!
[dumps contents of can with Cyrillic writing into food dish]
Kevin French : Andy, are you sure this is dog food?
Andy French : Well, it has a picture of a dog on it.
[Stogie sniffs food and backs away, whimpering]
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Kevin French : Andy, you did it. You won back your self-respect.
Andy French : Which will last until tomorrow morning when I'm begging Ron for my job back.
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[Andy and Kevin are having dinner with Kevin's "girlfriend," Eunice "Weirdie" Eulmeyer"]
Andy French : Pass me the beans, Weirdie.
Kevin French : What did you say?
Andy French : [stammering] Uh... I meant "Where de beans at, Weirdie? ...uh, beans at, Weirdie? ...beans at, Weirdie? ...beans at, Weirdie? ...beans at, Weirdie?" Help me...
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Kevin French : [Repeated line] Bling-blong!