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Melissa Bardin Galsky: Melissa Robbins

Quotes 

• Melissa Robbins : You'll have to wear glasses and people will make fun of you for the rest of your life, they'll call you four eyes and idiot!

  Jason : Then forget the glasses. I just won't read anymore.

  Melissa Robbins : Then they'll just call you idiot.

  Jason : Okay, how about laser surgery?

  Melissa Robbins : Well, that's fine if you don't mind growing an extra arm...

  Jason : I don't mind; it will help...

  Melissa Robbins : ...Out of your eye!

  Jason : Oh my god!

• Melissa Robbins : Listen to me, junior, when I'm finished with you, you'll be the envy of all the idiots on your block.

  Jason : Wow. There are a lot of idiots on my block.