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Brendon Small: Brendon Small, Various, Walter, Dwayne, Junior Addleburg

Quotes 

• Brendon : Coach, do you think I'm stupid?

  Coach McGuirk : Of course you're stupid, Brendon, all kids are stupid.

• Paula Small : I'm getting a raise!

  Brendon : That's great!

  Paula Small : Well, I'm going to ask for a raise.

  Brendon : Well, that's, um... practically great!

• Brendon : [discussing his dad's new girlfriend]  I dunno, Coach, I just don't like her.

  Coach McGuirk : Why, she ugly or something?

  Brendon : Oh, no! No, not at all! In fact, she's gorgeous!

  Coach McGuirk : Really?

  Brendon : Yeah, she could be like in a magazine or something!

  Coach McGuirk : [intrigued]  What, like a DIRTY mag?

  Brendon : Uh, no. More like one of those model magazines.

  Coach McGuirk : [disappointed]  Oh.