Third Watch (1999–2005)

Joseph Badalucco Jr.: Jelly Grimaldi

Quotes 

• Jelly : Who carries ID to a robbery?

  Yokas : The guy crashed the getaway car. I don't think we're dealing with a genius here.

• [about suicide] 

  Jelly : You know, women do this right. Bottle of pills, head in the oven. Never make a mess.

  Yokas : Yeah, that's because we always have to clean everything up.

• Yokas : I thought detectives worked better hours. I've been here for two days straight.

  Jelly : If we woulda handled it my way, you woulda been home on time each night. And there woulda been one dead schoolteacher and whatever kids happened to be around her when she blew up.

  Yokas : Beginner's luck.

• Jelly : I was married once. Found out my wife was porking the delivery guy from the deli up the block. He delivered for them, I guess mostly sausage.

• Monroe : So the boyfriend's upstairs. His name's Christopher Hayden.

  Sully : Star quarterback for Carver High.

  Jelly : I hate quarterbacks.

  Sully : Spoken like a true fellow defensive lineman.

• Yokas : Have you ever heard of a machine called "Abdi-" something?

  Jelly : Sounds like a workout thing.

• Jelly : I need four unidentified stiffs like I need an aerobics video.

• [shoots the gunman in the head] 

  Sully : Nice shot, Jelly.

  Jelly : I was aiming for his leg.

• Jelly : I gotta clean my damn gun now. You know how much I hate to clean my gun? And look at my new suit...

  Yokas : Jelly, they just took my partner upstairs with four bullets in him. Get over yourself!

• [to Sully about Cruz] 

  Jelly : Don't worry about it. I got the same way with the ladies.

• Jelly : You notice how I didn't ask you guys if you touched anything, seeing as how you're a couple of wily veterans.

  Davis : But you're asking us now?

  Sully : He's got us, Davis. Go ahead and give him back the leg.