Third Watch (1999–2005)

John Michael Bolger: Lieutenant Johnson

Quotes 

• Lombardo : I ever catch this guy I'm gonna tie him behind the engine, make him follow behind us all night.

  Lt. Johnson : All right, let's go. Maybe it's a real one this time.

  Walsh : Yeah, and J-Lo cooked me breakfast this morning.

• Jimmy : [while playing cards with the guys]  You ever tried to scrub old cheese out of a skillet? I got that special grease cutting detergent, they don't have anything for cutting day-old caked on cheddar, let me tell you. Same thing with laundry. I mean everything "new and improved" but they don't tell me what I should buy if I want to get a little grape juice out of a school tie? Sorry fellas, Gin.

  [everyone stares at Jimmy] 

  Jimmy : What?

  D.K. : You're scaring me, man.

  Lt. Johnson : Grease cutting detergent?

• [with a hand full of money] 

  Lt. Johnson : Sullivan, what do you want me to do with this?

  Sully : What am I, a teller?

• Lt. Johnson : Attention ladies!

  Taylor : Easy boss, these are no ladies.

  Lt. Johnson : My apologies to you actual ladies.