Third Watch (1999–2005)

Bobby Cannavale: Roberto Caffey

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Quotes 

• Bobby : I don't think you're a slut. I've known you for five years and you don't sleep with a lot of guys. You just keep sleeping with this one. Half the time you wanna stab him with a steak knife, the other half you can't keep your hands off him. For you, that's true love.

• Bobby : Bravery over intelligence. Something I learned watching you.

  Jimmy : Is that a compliment?

  Bobby : No.

• [On one of Bobby's former girlfriends] 

  Kim : What's the matter? She's smart, sexy...

  Bobby : Then maybe YOU should sleep with her.

• [Jimmy asks Bobby if Kim was talking about him] 

  Bobby : What is this? Sweet Valley High?

• [over ambulance speaker] 

  Bobby : Please move to your right!

  [vehicle moves left] 

  Kim : Your other right!

• Kim : Jimmy came over last night.

  Bobby : For what?

  Kim : He left this morning.

• [about Sully and Davis] 

  Bobby : There goes Salt n' Peppa.

  Sully : Word up.

• Taylor : How long you think he can go?

  Bobby : I don't know, he's a big guy.

  Taylor : Sooner or later they all fall.

  Davis : I can hear you. What, you think I drank so enough I'm blind?

• Darren : You need some help?

  Bobby : No!

  Taylor : Speak for yourself. I'm the one holding up the sheriff here.

  Davis : I'm not a sheriff.

• Bobby : You want a ride someplace?

  Darren : I'm not going that - - that far.

  Bobby : That's okay. I mother people.

• [to his mom about trying to get her to use a computer and the internet] 

  Bobby : Next, if we get through this, we'll get you an ATM card.

• [a homeless man has frozen to death] 

  Bobby : What do we got?

  Yokas : A bumsicle.

• [about Kim's taste in men] 

  Bobby : Jimmy Doherty.

  Kim : It was a weak moment.

  Bobby : Kim, you married him!

• Yokas : Fred's always thought you were gay.

  Bosco : What?

  Yokas : Something about the way you walk.

  Bosco : What about the way I walk?

  Yokas : You kinda sway.

  Bobby : You hurt your hip or something?

  Bosco : What?

  Bobby : You're walking funny.

  Yokas : He's a little self-conscious today.

  Bosco : There's not a damn thing wrong with the way I walk!

• Jack : I'm a screw-up. Girls don't like that.

  Bobby : You'd be surprised.

• Kim : Jimmy rappelled off the roof?

  Doc : Yeah, took us out a window. Good thing too. A couple more minutes up there we'd of been toast.

  Bobby : Long way down.

  Kim : Crazy son of a bitch.

• [a car has crashed into a produce stand] 

  Bobby : Once again, a drunk defies the laws of physics and escapes unscathed.

• Carlos : We're being scolded for not bringing in enough junk to dump off on poor people.

  Bobby : I brought mine.

  Carlos : Big surprise, Mother Teresa.

• Bobby : You learn the same things in public school. The only difference is you're having sex in the subway instead of at the Waldorf.

  Kim : You had sex in the subway?

  Bobby : Stand clear of the closing doors, baby.

• Kim : Doc was too busy helping mother Teresa with the bandages.

  Bobby : Come on, you must have done some crazy stuff man. Give it up.

  Doc : Between the Peace Core and the soup kitchen I barely had enough time to train all those seeing eye dogs.

• Kim : What happened?

  Bobby : Doc was playing God again.

  Kim : Oh, you got promoted from saint to the big guy?

• [after someone shoots Rudy in the back of the police car] 

  Kim : You guys sure you're okay?

  Yokas : Yeah, I'll let you know when my ass unpuckers.

  Bobby : Mine wouldn't until April.

  Yokas : Who would want to hurt Rudy Granger?

  Bosco : Obviously someone who wants me to have a really bad day.

  Davis : I bet you Rudy'd say his day was worse.

• [Kim is showing off new boots that she got] 

  Kim : Laugh all you want now, but you're gonna be begging for a pair of these puppies next time we have to stand in the snow for two hours.

  Doc : When do we ever have to stand in the snow for two hours?

  Bobby : Never.

  Jimmy : What the hell are those?

  Bobby : Kim's entering the Iditarod.

• Bobby : Treva.

  Kim : What kind of name is that?

  Bobby : What? It's worse than Kim?

  Kim : What's wrong with Kim?

  Bobby : It's just Kim. It doesn't mean anything.

  Kim : Yes it does. It's like a saint or something.

  Bobby : Saint Kimberly? In what religion?