Third Watch (1999–2005)

Molly Price: Faith Yokas, Self

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• Bosco : Nobody thinks I got feelings.

  Faith : Bosco. That's not fair. You have feelings, you just have them buried somewhere in a shallow grave in Jersey.

• Bosco : Only two things I watch. Sports and animals.

  Yokas : Animals?

  Bosco : Yeah. Shark shows, elephant babies, lions, tigers, bears.

  Yokas : Oh my.

  Bosco : What?

  Yokas : Nothin'.

  Bosco : You don't watch those shows? Best shows on the box.

  Yokas : I guess I must be missing out.

  Bosco : You are. A lioness with her cubs in the tall grass. No human beings around for miles.

  Davis : Except for the 18 guys in the camera truck?

  Bosco : You gotta ruin it for me, right?

• [Flashback; Bosco and Yokas's first encounter] 

  Bosco : Mother?

  Yokas : Excuse me?

  Bosco : You look like a mother.

  Yokas : Yeah, actually I have two ki...

  [Bosco walks away] 

  Yokas : You look like an ass.

• Bosco : Have you forgotten where you've come from? You have, haven't you?

  Yokas : You're dangerous out there, Bosco.

  Bosco : No, it was an accidental shooting.

  Yokas : My old partner would've never missed that shot.

  Bosco : My old partner would've never questioned me!

• [to Bosco who's in a coma] 

  Yokas : Hey, Bosco. I just talked to the doctor and, uh... he said you're gonna be all right. So is your mom. She's still here but she's better... And hey, about Donald Mann. I just want you to know that I took care of that for you, okay? I... it's over. I took care of that for you.

• Bosco : Faith, when it gets right down to it, nobody's as tough-ass as you.

  Faith : Really.

  Bosco : Yeah, when you decide to turn it on, look out - oh God, you'd think you were a man in another life time!

  Faith : Thank you. That's beautiful.

• Bosco : You think when I'm married I'm going to beat my wife, because that's what I saw growing up?

  Faith : I don't think it has to be that way. Not if that's not how you want it to be.

• Yokas : You wanna come over for dinner? Fred and the kids would love to see you.

  Bosco : No they wouldn't.

  Yokas : They'll get over it.

• [Yokas tells Bosco that she is sick] 

  Bosco : All the things that we've learned that we can't control in this world, and you're gonna surprise me with this?

  Yokas : I... I just didn't want to be dumping my stuff on anybody.

  Bosco : It's me, Faith. It's me! I'm not just anybody.

• Yokas : forgot how many personal things I tell you. Guess I forgot how much I talk to you. You know? Because you weren't there for me to talk to. I miss you, Bosco.

• Bosco : Do you have to embarrass me like that?

  Faith : Sorry, I'll go back to letting you do it yourself.

  Bosco : Thanks.

• Bosco : You took philosophy?

  Faith : What? You didn't think I was smart enough to take philosophy?

  Bosco : No, I didn't think you were dumb enough to take philosophy.

• Yokas : In the fifth grade I was faster than any other boy in my class. But my teacher said "something must've been wrong with the stopwatch." Said "run it again."

  Bosco : And?

  Yokas : I was so pissed off I ran it faster the second time.

• Bosco : I'm thinking about quitting and doing something else.

  Yokas : Really?

  Bosco : You haven't thought about it? After all this?

  Yokas : Yeah... so are you?

  Bosco : And let that skinny little bearded bastard think he beat me? Hell no. Give me a parachute and a pistol and drop me in there. I'll shoot him in the head myself.

• Bosco : When I have kids I'm going to have vehicle locators surgically implanted right in their asses.

  Yokas : What, like a baby Lojack?

  Bosco : Yeah, why not? You kids are definitely worth more than your Buick.

• Yokas : [after running up countless flights of stairs to stop a jumper]  Go slow, 'cause we don't want to scare her.

  Bosco : Scare her? I might kill her myself.

• [Flashback] 

  Bosco : I've been watching you.

  Yokas : Really? I'm flattered. But I'm married.

• [about Bosco] 

  Davis : What's with him?

  Yokas : I don't know. He's got this new girlfriend. I think it's starting to melt his brain.

• Bosco : I'm through justifying myself to you.

  Yokas : And I'm through carrying around a three-year old.

  Bosco : Right, I'm one of your kids.

  Yokas : No, you couldn't be one of my kids. My kids are mature.

  Bosco : No, I couldn't be one of your kids because I actually see you.

• Bosco : You blow chunks in the car, you're cleaning it up, you hear me?

  Faith : And they said you aren't compassionate!

  Bosco : Who does?

• Bosco : I'm satisfied. Are you satisfied?

  Faith : I'm all tingly with satisfaction.

• [about Bosco] 

  Sully : He doesn't even know where he's going.

  Yokas : Like that's ever stopped him before.

• Bosco : Death penalty? My dad used to call it "takin' out the trash."

  Yokas : Oh God, dad again.

• Bosco : I'm not gonna sit behind a desk for the rest of my life. It's not gonna happen! So I'm asking you... Everything that we've been through together.

  Yokas : You're not thinking straight. I'm gonna tell you right now, you do not wanna do this.

  Bosco : It's all I got. If I don't get back on, what am I supposed to do?

  Yokas : There are plenty of jobs that you can do down at the department.

  Bosco : No. I need to be in the radio car, answering calls. It's what I do. It's what I'm good at. It's what I do!

  Yokas : I can't help you.

  Bosco : I saved your life that night and you won't do this for me? You're gonna sit there and you're gonna look at me and you're gonna tell me that you won't shoot a damn target? Of all the people I thought that I c - - I could come to you.

  Yokas : Bosco, that is not fair.

  Bosco : To hell with you.

  Yokas : Bosco!

  Bosco : No, to hell with you!

  Yokas : Bosco! Bosco don't do this.

• [Bosco's recovering in the hospital] 

  Yokas : How's your ma?

  [Bosco makes a talking motion] 

  Yokas : No kidding. Right? I've been stuck here listening to her by myself a few times. And I gotta tell you, anybody that would do that more than once is a good friend.

• Bosco : My release date's up to the neurologist.

  Yokas : What, are you gonna strong-arm him?

  Bosco : Actually, he's a she. I'm gonna have to go with my charms.

• Jelly : Who carries ID to a robbery?

  Yokas : The guy crashed the getaway car. I don't think we're dealing with a genius here.

• Bosco : You do something to your leg?

  Faith : Yeah, I did something to my leg! I followed my moron partner when he decided to jump the Grand Canyon!

• Bosco : It's the first time in 13 years I'm gonna have a new partner.

  Yokas : Yeah, but maybe you'll get someone who doesn't talk about their husband and kids all shift.

• Dr. Susan Lewis : Drug addiction's a disease. It's recognized as a disease by the American Psychiatric Association.

  Faith : What about Pedophilia? Isn't that recognized as a disease? You want a child molester raising a kid?

• Lieutenant John Miller : This job needs someone who knows what they're doing, Lieutenant.

  Yokas : You know I'm standing right here?

  Lieutenant John Miller : Has she even been a detective for a whole day?

  Yokas : She's been a detective for two days. Which is just enough time for me to ask you: what the hell is your name doing on my victim? Because you are that Lieutenant Miller, aren't you?

• [about suicide] 

  Jelly : You know, women do this right. Bottle of pills, head in the oven. Never make a mess.

  Yokas : Yeah, that's because we always have to clean everything up.

• Yokas : I thought detectives worked better hours. I've been here for two days straight.

  Jelly : If we woulda handled it my way, you woulda been home on time each night. And there woulda been one dead schoolteacher and whatever kids happened to be around her when she blew up.

  Yokas : Beginner's luck.

• [to Dante] 

  Yokas : You know, I gotta tell you, if I ever caught you with my daughter, you'd get to test that whole "vampires are immortal" theory.

  Bosco : Emily's not that stupid.

  Sully : Dante's not that immortal.

• Yokas : The bruises in the photos of Donald Mann's wrists were caused by handcuffs. Sergeant Cruz had handcuffed Donald Mann before I arrived at the scene. She had taken him into custody and was on the way out with him, down to the car to bring him in. To book him. And that's when I shot him.

  Captain Finney : You mean that when she shot him?

  Yokas : No. I shot him.

• Faith : I missed a lot of things when you were growing up. Things that were important to you.

  Emily Yokas : I know that if you could have, you would have been there.

  Faith : I haven't been what you needed. I'm sorry for that.

  Emily Yokas : You're sorry for showing me that a woman can be a good mother and have a career too? And... and for teaching me that no matter what gets in your way, you never give up? And that we can fight and say terrible things to each other and know that we love each other? You're sorry for that? I'm proud to be your daughter. I mean, if it's okay, I wanna live with you.

  Faith : [crying]  It's okay.

• Faith : You have the right to remain silent.

  Bosco : For God's sakes, use it!

• Yokas : [to Gerald]  You have the right to remain silent. And unless you want me to leave you alone in the car with my partner, I would suggest that you use it.

• [Faith and Alex's first meeting, FDNY and NYPD making fun of each other] 

  Faith : Faith Yokas.

  Alex : Alex Taylor.

  Faith : It's amazing, isn't it? It's like they get dumber when they're in packs.

• [Bosco falls in the soapsuds] 

  Faith : Oh, you got a boo-boo?

  Bosco : Get away from me!

  Faith : Kiss your rubber ducky.

• Faith : Bad Bosco, Good Pizza.

• Faith : Ma'am did you call us all the way up here to turn off your kid's Nintendo?

  Bosco : Playstation. It's a Playstation.

• Faith : I don't think it is in any way possible for me to overstate how uninterested I am in anything that goes on between you two.

• Faith : If you don't like my ideas, why do you ask?

  Bosco : I like your ideas! I'd just like them more if they were better!

• Faith : There are no victims, only volunteers.

• Faith : What are we doing?

  Bosco : Fighting crime.

  Faith : Under the bridge?

  Bosco : There's crime everywhere, haven't you heard?

• Faith : You ate all the fries?

  Bosco : I didn't think you wanted any.

  Faith : Both bags?

  Bosco : I thought you were dieting.

  Faith : I'm eating a cheeseburger!

• Faith : Peachy.

• Faith : Sometimes I wonder what kind of world we're leaving the kids; How the things we don't get involved in today can come back, maybe be their problem.

• Bosco : I was always fast.

  Faith : Good for you.

  Bosco : Really fast.

  Faith : That's great.

  Bosco : You don't believe me?

  Faith : Look, I'm sure you were a Gazelle.

• Bosco : Faith, I screwed up. Real bad.

  Faith : Oh, don't tell me, you slept with the captain's daughter. Oh, whoops! You already did that!

• Bosco : Artists. They can be pretty existential, huh?

  [Faith looks surprised] 

  Bosco : Don't make a face. I do know some big words.

  Yokas : Sorry.

• Faith : You're dating a burglary victim? Maybe you should work without me more often. I think I cramp your style.

  Bosco : I can live with it.

• Faith : Good luck.

  Bosco : I don't believe in luck.

  Faith : Then be careful.

• Bosco : I'm telling you. If they gave me the power to decide who lives and who dies, the world would be a better place.

  Sully : Bosco as God.

  Bosco : Morons shouldn't have drivers' licenses.

  Faith : Worse... Bosco as the DMV.

  Ty : Isn't that a lateral move?

• Faith : What are you guys talking about?

  Carlos : Compassion.

  Faith : I guess it was a short conversation.

• Faith : I had a weekend scheduled of totally nude, no kids in the house, love making. Instead, Fred wants to keep is hands on the back of some truck instead of me.

• Faith : I'm going to an art opening.

  Fred : You never want to go to stuff like that.

  Faith : Well, you never want to spend the weekend with your hands on the back of a truck. See, we're growing.

• Yokas : You want any kids Bos?

  Bosco : Why? You giving some away?

• Bosco : I am a God.

  Sully : What?

  Yokas : Ignore Zeus.

• Yokas : You didn't have to come.

  Sully : Oh, yeah. What am I supposed to do, wait in the car while you and Doc play follow-the-fetus?"

• [finding E in the bike] 

  Bosco : Oh, Steven.

  Yokas : You got a receipt for that, Steven?

• Sully : We broke into a merry-go-round. This night just keeps getting better and better.

  Yokas : Well, it was a pretty cheap lock.

  Sully : I missed the part of the law where it says that burglaries are graded based on the price of the lock.

• [a homeless man has frozen to death] 

  Bobby : What do we got?

  Yokas : A bumsicle.

• [the one-armed man is running away with his arm handcuffed to his ankle] 

  Yokas : We've got a foot pursuit, and uh, he claims to be armed.

  Carlos : He's only half right.

  Bosco : Oh, da... Stumpy! Wait for me!

  Yokas : Fightin' crime.

• Yokas : Bosco, you know what I'm thinking?

  Bosco : Hmm?

  Yokas : If we did it in two different directions I could get like, ass waffles.

• [about Charlie's homework;paper doll] 

  Yokas : He's gotta get pictures of Flat Stanley at work, or um, on a trip.

  Bosco : Flat Stanley?

  Yokas : Yes, Flat Stanley... And he could have gone to his grandparents, but Charlie is very proud that his mother's a police officer. So, Flat Stanley's gonna come to work with us today. You'll have kids one day, you'll understand.

  Bosco : You know what this makes me think of? Birth control.

  Yokas : Get the camera out.

  Bosco : Yeah, we should take a cute little shot of him... caught in the shredder.

• [to the woman who said a clown was looking in her window] 

  Yokas : So this clown, how old was he?

  Bosco : Yeah, in clown years.

• Bosco : Waffle?

  Yokas : Oh absolutely... Watch out for that dog!

  [Bosco slams on the brakes and the clown slams into the cage] 

  Yokas : Boy, driving around the city can be really dangerous. Huh?

• Yokas : You know you can be a real jerk, you know that?

  Bosco : But you love me anyway right? Huh? Right?

• [about why Riley doesn't like him] 

  Bosco : It was only a glancing blow.

  Yokas : He took ten stitches!

• Yokas : Hey, you're wearing a vest.

  Kim : Yeah, my ex-husband's idea of a birthday gift.

  Yokas : Yeah, I usually get a dustbuster or something equally romantic.

  Kim : Yeah, a dustbuster I could use. This thing is just hot and uncomfortable. Not to mention it looks like I'm wearing a barrel.

  Bosco : You look pretty good to me.

• [about/to the drunk guy] 

  Yokas : What about him?

  Bosco : Oh, yeah. Don't fall down anymore.

  Yokas : That's it?

  Bosco : What else do you want me to do? Let him shower up at my place?

• [after Bosco tells her it was him on the sex tape] 

  Yokas : Bos, I gotta drive around in this squad. I'd like to know who's ass was shining the seats.

• Bus Driver : [about Bosco]  Can he just commandeer a bus like this?

  Yokas : Probably not.

• Bosco : I got some guy stealing my squad.

  Yokas : I think he already stole the squad. Technically right now he's making a getaway... A very slow getaway.

• Yokas : Keeping your head. I figure for you that's gotta be like what, climbing a mountain?

  Bosco : That's a compliment, right?

• Yokas : Fred's always thought you were gay.

  Bosco : What?

  Yokas : Something about the way you walk.

  Bosco : What about the way I walk?

  Yokas : You kinda sway.

  Bobby : You hurt your hip or something?

  Bosco : What?

  Bobby : You're walking funny.

  Yokas : He's a little self-conscious today.

  Bosco : There's not a damn thing wrong with the way I walk!

• Yokas : Can you give me a description, sir?

  Cemetery Worker : Short, chubby, about 20 inches tall.

  Yokas : No, not the cherub sir, the thieves.

• Yokas : Okay, let's talk about my sex life. Last night my husband was too drunk to get it up, and it's kinda bugging me, you know?

  Bosco : Whoa. Whoa. That is a little more information than I needed to hear. Now I got a picture.

  Yokas : No kidding.

• Bosco : When I do a report it's name, place, and date.

  Yokas : You know what? When you do a report it's one big, long spelling error.

• Yokas : Is there anything more depressing than searching basements and garbage cans for missing kids?

  Bosco : Yeah, finding one.

• Bosco : How come whenever I'm in a good mood you think it must be related to sex?

  Yokas : Because the only time you ever smile at the start of a shift is if you had your bean waxed the night before. I did the math.

  Bosco : You know, Yokas, some things are better than sex.

  Yokas : You got a fever or something?

  Bosco : I'm serious. I'm capable of getting a rush out of other things in life, you know.

  Yokas : Like what, sucking on whipped cream cans?

• Caroline : Look, Faith, I'm sorry we had to meet like this.

  Yokas : Yeah. 'Cause otherwise it could've been a real treat.

• Yokas : [about Emily]  We haven't always gotten along.

  Bosco : Neither have we. Things work out.

  Yokas : Yeah, well usually with you and me it takes some sort of a tragedy to get us back together.

  Bosco : Tough love.

• [listening to Maroon 5] 

  Yokas : It's catchy... What?

  Emily Yokas : Nobody every says "catchy."

  Yokas : What do they say?

  Emily Yokas : Uh, tight, hot. A hundred other things, but never "catchy."

  Yokas : Okay... It's tight.

  Emily Yokas : You should probably go with "catchy."

• Bosco : I'm walking out of here, Faith.

  Yokas : I know you are.

  Bosco : Without any help.

  [to the orderly as they "escape" from the hospital] 

  Yokas : You can have his chicken fingers.

• Bosco : Where'd you park?

  Yokas : Right out front... That's 5-5 David.

  Bosco : How'd you do that?

  Yokas : What do you think, I'm not gonna go all out for my partner?

  Bosco : Thank you. Thank you, Faith.

  Yokas : Come on, we've gotta hurry up before Swersky finds out. How 'bout I let you play with the lights and sirens? How's that sound?

• Yokas : Have you ever heard of a machine called "Abdi-" something?

  Jelly : Sounds like a workout thing.

• Yokas : You don't want me to see it?

  Bosco : I don't want you to be depressed. How about you? How'd you do?

  Yokas : Same as always; I hit more than I missed, but I'll be damned if I know how.

  Bosco : It's 'cause you had a great teacher.

• Yokas : If I can survive what two kids brought home from Nursery School, I can survive what this guy's got.

• Bosco : Don't you have anything to do, Detective?

  Yokas : What?

  Bosco : Big NYPD Detective, I figured you'd be up to your ass in paperwork.

• Dr. Stephen Connor : He's lucky. Holly too.

  Yokas : Must be from living right.

  Dr. Stephen Connor : Well, it could be the crystals Holly brought.

• Yokas : You guys wanna, uh, ride with me on this?

  Sully : I could use some air.

  Bosco : Yeah, I could do this later.

  Sully : Where we going?

  Yokas : To talk to some vampires.

  Sully : I gotta say, I didn't see that coming.

• Yokas : Alternative lifestyles. Welcome to New York City.

  Sully : Why don't they ever put 'em in the brochures?

• Yokas : Well, I see you still have a way with the nutballs.

  Bosco : It's a gift.

• Yokas : We are ducking calls at 5:45, all right? 'Cause I got this feeling it's gonna be one of those days. So no matter what happens we are off the radio, all right? I don't care if the mayor himself...

  Bosco : Shhhh... You had me at ducking.

• Yokas : Charlie threw up this morning and then I cleaned it up, no help from Fred, and I take a shower and I'm halfway out the door - - surprise. Vesuvius erupts again. Eww.

  Bosco : God, I can't wait to have kids.

  Yokas : Oh my God. I can't believe my life has come to this. I cannot believe I can walk around half the day and nobody even notices that I have puke in my hair.

• Yokas : Bos, what do you know about romance? I mean, your idea of foreplay is like finding a dark place to park.

  Bosco : I know without mystery and romance the soul withers and the heart turns to stone.

  Yokas : What are you quoting Shakespeare now?

  Bosco : "Penthouse."

• Bosco : Hey, you know what you told me once when I messed up? "All you can do is try to learn from it. Do it different next time."

  Yokas : I said that?

  Bosco : Pretty smart, huh?

  Yokas : Apparently I have my moments.

• [searching for the buried guy] 

  Bosco : Don't they have dogs for this?

  Yokas : Yeah, but the dog's time's more valuable.

• Bosco : Ouch.

  Yokas : I warned you.

  Bosco : You just hit me with a dirt clod.

  Yokas : You're lucky I didn't hit you in the head with a brick.

• [about the guy who is buried alive] 

  Davis : What do you think is going through his mind?

  Bosco : "Damn, I could have had a V-8."

  Yokas : You're a sick puppy Bos, you know that?

• Bosco : Why don't you just go on the pill?

  Yokas : I was on the pill for ten years! The pill makes me cranky.

• [to Bosco] 

  Yokas : And it's not like you've been a choirboy. I mean, you've had more ass than a public toilet seat.

• [about a horse that has been in an accident] 

  Yokas : That poor thing is in a lot of pain.

  Sully : Yeah.

  Yokas : Well, isn't there something we can do to help him?

  Bosco : You want me to shoot him?

  Sully , Yokas : No!

• [to Bosco and Carlos] 

  Yokas : Infidelity. It's an equal opportunity employer, boys.

• Yokas : So, do you have any testosterone laden tales you want to share with us, Sully?

  Sully : Uh, not that I want to share.

• Davis : If you won the lotto you could buy a helicopter to get to work.

  Sully : To get to work?

  Davis : What are you gonna do? Sit at home all day?

  Yokas : Yeah 70 million dollars, I'm gonna be strapping on a bulletproof vest 'cause I need a hobby.

• [after someone shoots Rudy in the back of the police car] 

  Kim : You guys sure you're okay?

  Yokas : Yeah, I'll let you know when my ass unpuckers.

  Bobby : Mine wouldn't until April.

  Yokas : Who would want to hurt Rudy Granger?

  Bosco : Obviously someone who wants me to have a really bad day.

  Davis : I bet you Rudy'd say his day was worse.

• Bosco : What are you talking about? I wasn't listening.

  Yokas : Of course not.

  [after Bosco leaves] 

  Yokas : What was I thinking?

• Yokas : You should just go home and make yourself a nice cup of herbal tea and watch an old movie.

  Bosco : Herbal tea? I'm surrounded by new age crap.

• Yokas : Carlos, there's like millions of dollars worth of heroin over here.

  Carlos : The old guy's a heroin dealer?

  Bosco : No, actually I'm guessing it was the guys with the guns.

  Carlos : Oh, yeah, right, right. Why would they keep it down here?

  Bosco : They strike you as geniuses?

• Yokas : I think that chocolate wore off.

  Doc : We could always eat Bosco.

• Bosco : Can I finish eating?

  Yokas : Yeah, you can finish eating. And then we'll start our shift and the first thing you'll want to do is get a sandwich.

• Yokas : A kid lives to see how far he can go. And all the things we tell him not to do, it makes him want to do it even more.

  Bosco : We should tell him not to read.

• Photographer : How does an heiress do that to her hand?

  Yokas : I fell off a polo pony.

  Photographer : You play polo?

  Yokas : No. I just fell off the pony.

• Fred : Leroy, said the guy who's married to that lady who told Boscorelli off, deserves that truck.

  Yokas : So it was my winning personality again, huh?

• [about the Yokas family's truck] 

  Bosco : Have you gone out to Jersey and gone off road?

  Yokas : Oh, yeah, we're gonna do that right after the tractor pull.

• Bosco : Can't believe it, first Giants game of the season, Monday Night Football, and I'm stuck working.

  Yokas : Yeah, well right now you're not working. You're staring at a bunch of revolving desserts.

  Bosco : [about cake]  Is that fresh?

  Cashier : No, it's three weeks old. The way our customers like it.

• Sully : [about the jumper]  You know if she lived here?

  Yokas : She wouldn't even tell me her name, Sully. Address, phone number, favorite color. Those would have been my follow-up questions.

• Yokas : Are you an organ donor?

  Bosco : Still usin' 'em.

• Bosco : What is wrong with me?

  Yokas : Could it be you're self-absorbed?

  Bosco : No, that's not it.

• Yokas : Hookerfest. That's exactly how I hoped I'd be spending my evening.

  Bosco : You need to keep a more positive mental attitude. Have you ever considered yoga?

  Yokas : Shut-up Bos.

• Yokas : [sarcastically-about her "forgetting" to Mirandize Mrs. Golden]  I hate this system.

• Yokas : [Shaquana slaps Bosco]  That's gonna leave a mark.

  Bosco : Doesn't everything?

• Bosco : Screw jail time. You know what we should do? Parachute these jagoffs right into Osama land.

  Yokas : Yeah, right after a sex change.

  Bosco : Amen.

• Sully : You don't look so good.

  Yokas : Wow, you do know how to talk to a lady, huh?

• Bosco : Guess who we're seeing later.

  Yokas : Ringo Starr.

  Bosco : Glennie Hobart.

  Yokas : ESU Glen?

  Bosco : Yep. He's back on the street. We're gonna go by his station later, check out the trucks.

  Yokas : Oh, and me without something special to wear.

• Yokas : What, are you dieting?

  Sully : Well, it's the Tatiana effect. She's feeding me better food, vegetables, fish, chicken. And we take these power walks, sometimes twice a day.

  Bosco : Can you believe this, Davis? Before you ladies turn the discussion to deal-a-meals and thighmasters, do you mind letting me go to work?

• Yokas : [to Charlie about the drugs in the gas tank]  Ooh, how many miles you get on a gallon of that stuff?

  Bosco : I'd say what? Five to ten?

• Bosco : Wait until my partner here gets finished with the report. You'll be so guilty even you won't like yourself.

  Yokas : Oh, that's sweet.

  Bosco : Well, you're the best at it.

  Yokas : Isn't he a smooth talker?

  Charlie : You're gonna lie?

  Yokas : Lie? Lie? Now that is a very offensive characterization.

• Yokas : I live in an apartment building half this size. It's never this quiet.

  Gusler : What do you think that means?

  Yokas : I don't know. Maybe I should move here.

• Yokas : I'm gonna make sure you go to prison one day.

  Fyodor Chevchenko : Why are American women so angry?

• Bosco : Lighten up, Mommy. I'll ride with Sul.

  Yokas : Okay, nevermind.

  Sully : Mommy? How do you put up with that?

  Yokas : Oh, it's an acquired taste.

• Dr. Susan Lewis : He's wound a little tight.

  Yokas : I got two kids. One of them ever went missing, Bosco's the guy I'd want looking for them.

• Fred : [Fred is getting blood drawn]  They don't know what they're doing, they can really mess you up.

  Yokas : You think that's a good idea? Talking about her while she's got a needle stuck in you?

• Fred : The emergency phone's busted, the emergency button doesn't work. What the hell kind of place is this?

  Yokas : Apparently one with few emergencies.

• Fred : I can't stand being cooped up like this.

  Yokas : What are you claustrophobic now?

  Fred : No. I just don't like tight spaces.

• Yokas : [about Gusler]  Paper's not his strong suit.

  Bosco : What, he has a strong suit?

  Yokas : Well, he's eager.

• Bosco : [after Yokas gets head-butted]  You all right?

  Yokas : Yeah. I'm ready for my close-up.

• Yokas : We'll work together tomorrow.

  Bosco : Good. Good. That's good. That's uh... you know. That's good, 'cause uh...

  Yokas : Yeah, me too.

  Bosco : So... What? I'll see you tomorrow?

  Yokas : With bells on.

  Bosco : What the hell does that mean, with bells on?

• Yokas : I was 14, I fought with my mother. But I never wished she was dead.

  Bosco : Maybe you're overreacting.

  Yokas : Yeah, well she better cool it or I'm gonna overreact my foot up her rump.

• Yokas : [directing traffic]  We're like big blue targets out here.

  Bosco : This sucks!

• Bosco : [Fred talks to Jesus]  If he's ever talking to him again, there's a few things I'd like to ask for. Is it okay if I put in a word?

  Yokas : No.

  Bosco : I gave it a shot.

• [leaving the hospital] 

  Fred : I can't believe how good I feel.

  Yokas : I can't believe how much crap you've accumulated.

  Fred : I'm a very popular guy.

• Jelly : I gotta clean my damn gun now. You know how much I hate to clean my gun? And look at my new suit...

  Yokas : Jelly, they just took my partner upstairs with four bullets in him. Get over yourself!

• Lt. Swersky : Monroe said you were going to see his mother. I can tell her.

  Yokas : It should come from me.

  Lt. Swersky : He's gonna make it, Faith.

  Yokas : You didn't see him.

  Lt. Swersky : He's Bosco.

  Yokas : He's not Superman.

• Yokas : If it was up to me, my kids would never cry. They'd never be embarrassed or humiliated or disappointed. They'd never get hurt. That's how much you love them. You want to put them in a bubble for safekeeping. Some place where there's no psychos, there's no drugs, and there's no danger.

  Bosco : No life.

  Yokas : I didn't say it was rational.

• Yokas : Now, I think you're both relatively safe, 'cause you're both handcuffed.

  Truck Driver : She could bite me!

  [to the hospital staff] 

  Yokas : Don't let her bite him.

• Yokas : Fred and I have been getting along really well lately.

  Bosco : Stop!

  Yokas : Bosco, when it rains it pours. And it is raining in the Yokas boudoir, hard.

  Bosco : Why do you have to do that?

  Yokas : What?

  Bosco : I just asked you a simple question, you gotta fill my head with visuals!

  Yokas : And women are uptight about sex?

• Bosco : [holding up a lamp]  This doesn't match anything in my place.

  Yokas : So how you doing, I mean, you know, in general?

  Claire Henley : Fine. I'm doing fine.

  Bosco : And yet it's raining floor lamps outside your apartment.

• Bosco : [about Claire]  So come on, how good of friends were you? Were you like, you know, real close? Or Real close?

  Yokas : Oh please Bosco. Grow up!

• Yokas : He said that is was okay that he was speeding in a blinding snowstorm because he had his hazardous lights on.

  Bosco : Makes sense to me. You think if he was high he's have on his high beams?

• Yokas : You're still smirking.

  Bosco : I am?

  Yokas : Yeah, it's your getting some smirk.

• [about Cruz] 

  Yokas : She's a regular fount of wisdom.

  Bosco : Fount?

• Yokas : Don't you think you made a pretty quick decision?

  Cruz : Are you questioning that, officer?

  Yokas : Yeah, I guess I am.

• [to Emily] 

  Yokas : What are you complaining about? I'm the one stuck out here in Rocky Horror land.

• Yokas : Why me, Bosco? Why is it always me?

  Bosco : Because you're the only one Faith... I don't have anyone else.

• Bosco : I'm starting to change my mind about the Himalayas. I think it would be a pretty good place to go. No pollution, no BS with the legal system. Just ice and mountains. The South Pole...

  Yokas : The South Pole?

  Bosco : What?

  Yokas : Nothing.

  Bosco : It's probably only nice until you get used to the place. After that I'm sure you run into some crackhead Eskimo using kids or something.

  Yokas : Eskimos? In the Himalayas?

• [about the E] 

  Bosco : That's about $15,000 street value.

  Yokas : That's no misdermeanor.

• [about Mikey] 

  Bosco : I gotta find him... Before the department does. Before Cruz does.

  Yokas : I know. Can I do anything to help?

  Bosco : You don't have to be involved.

  Yokas : Yeah, I know that too.

• Yokas : [to Sully/Davis]  I think it's great. Knowing what you want and going for it.

  Bosco : I could go for a cheeseburger right about now.

• [to Cruz] 

  Lt. Swersky : Shut-up! All you do is talk! Now I want you to listen!

  [to herself] 

  Yokas : I love that man.

• [at a rave] 

  Yokas : What do you think these kids ears are gonna be like when they grow up?

  Bosco : You sound like a mom.

  Yokas : I am a mom.

• [about Lester] 

  Bosco : You know, I figured this guy for a real ass.

  Yokas : Why, 'cause he's a defense attorney?

  Bosco : No, because he knows my father.

• Bosco : Sullivan, he's got some set on him.

  Yokas : Look, you'd be saying the same thing if it wasn't your brother.

  Bosco : It is my brother.

  Yokas : Look, Bosco, I'm not about to get into some stupid back-and-forth with you right now.

  Bosco : Who pissed in your oatmeal?