Gamesmaster (1992–1998)
Patrick Moore: The Gamesmaster, Gamesmaster, Self
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Quotes
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Little Boy : Hello Gamesmaster. Are there any cheats on Sonic 2 for infinite lives?
Gamesmaster : No, there aren't. Bye bye!
Little Boy : Thanks a lot!
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[Auntie Marisha, the oil rig's old dinnerlady, appears in the "Consoletation" segment where usually children and teenagers ask the Gamesmaster for help with games]
Auntie Marisha : Hello, Gamesmaster. I am having trouble with my soggy flans. I wonder if you can help me firm them?
Gamesmaster : Hello, Marisha. How good of you to pay me a visit. Flans can indeed be difficult. May I suggest that you use more flour, less milk and cook them at a slightly lower temperature. Ha ha, not that my temperature's ever been low looking at you, Marisha.
Auntie Marisha : Oh, you cheeky monkey.
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Gamesmaster : [Appearing briefly at the end of the Series 1, Episode 10 closing credits] See you along!
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Gamesmaster : [the next person wanting game tips turns out to be a Dalek] Good Lord! What are you doing up here?
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Gamesmaster : [to a scruffy teenage boy wanting help with a game] I'm sorry, but that haircut isn't good enough. I'll have another please.
[the scruffy boy disappears and a girl appears in his place]
Girl : Hi, Gamesmaster.
Gamesmaster : That's better. What can I do for you?
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Gamesmaster : [to a young boy asking for help with a game] Foolish boy.
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Gamesmaster : Frankly, young man, that sort of question offends my intellect and doesn't deserve to be answered. Next, please.
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Gamesmaster : Hello, young scamp. Let me guess, you've got a problem.
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Gamesmaster : [to a little girl asking for help with a game] What a pitiful plea.