Jonathan Firth: Count Grogan
Quotes
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Jericho O'Grady : [sees his brother bound by a pair of Fairies outside the bar he was gaurding] Aw, Barney!
Barney O'Grady : Don't worry, lads. I've got them where I want them.
Count Grogan : [flies in] Ah, Maldoon. What a coincidence finding you here.
Mickey Muldoon : I don't want any trouble, Grogan. Let Barney go.
Count Grogan : You might not *want* trouble, but that's what you've got.
[Mickey flips over him but he follows suit to stand in front of him again]
Count Grogan : You don't get away that easy.
Mickey Muldoon : I'm not fighting.
Count Grogan : Oh, you'll fight. Or your young friend here has done his last spell of gaurding.
Sean Devine : Is that a fact? Well, I'm happy to oblige you.
Jericho O'Grady : And so am I.
Count Grogan : My fight is with Maldoon here.
Sean Devine : Ah, well. As much as it grieves me to watch another Leprechaun have all the fun.
[handing him a spear]
Sean Devine : Go for it, Mickey me boy. Little Maurice here is begging for it.
Count Grogan : DON'T call me Maurice!
Sean Devine : Oh, well then, I won't. Maurice.
Jericho O'Grady : [laughing] And niether will I - Maurice!
Barney O'Grady : Maurice, Maurice, Maurice!
Sean Devine : Give him a taste of Leprechaun justice, Mickey me lad.
Mickey Muldoon : I'm not fighting, Seanie.
[to Grogan]
Mickey Muldoon : Let him go.
[he tries to walk off but Sean stops him]
Sean Devine : That girl has unmanned you.
Count Grogan : He's a yellow-belly. He was coward's legs, like all Leprechauns.
Sean Devine : That's it. Enough's enough. No more Mr. Nice Leprechaun. Oh, I'll show you coward's legs. *And* arms.
Mickey Muldoon : Don't do it; it's what he wants!
Sean Devine : Well, there's the thing. It's what I want, too!
[he draws his spear and Grogan's appears in his hand]
Barney O'Grady : If you need any help, Sean, I'm right here for ya.
Sean Devine : Good man.
[they fight]
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Mickey Muldoon : It's Count Grogan, the first of the fairy fools.
Count Grogan : Muck on, Mickey Muldoon. You and that hairy mistake Sean Devine make a fine raggedy-arsed pair. Clear the path. You're the polluting the grass.
Mickey Muldoon : And what if we don't?
Count Grogan : Then I'll have to make you.
Sean Devine : You and which particular thousand Trooping Fairies might that be? I'll flatten you without raising a sweat.
Count Grogan : Oh, we're all trembling before Sean Devine... a powerful man with a powerful set of eyebrows.
Jericho O'Grady : Oh, dear, oh, dear.
