Titus (2000–2002)
Dylan Capannelli: 5-Year-Old Titus
Quotes
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Christopher Titus (age 5) : Dad, what's gay?
Ken Titus : Son... gay... is when, two men... make God cry!
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Christopher Titus (age 5) : Dad, teacher said we can be anything we wanted to be.
Ken Titus : She wasn't talking to you son. Now, go in the backyard and practice digging some holes.
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Christopher Titus (age 5) : Look Dad, I'm gonna be an astronaut.
Ken Titus : Oh yeah? Good. 'Cause my beer is weightless. Why don't you launch over to planet refrigerator and get me another one.
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Ken Titus : Oh, great. How much is this going to cost me?
Christopher Titus (age 5) : I want my mommy back!
Ken Titus : $40?
