Psycho Beach Party (2000)

Lauren Ambrose: Florence 'Chicklet' Forrest, Ann Bowman

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• Berdine : No one understands Bettina. Her screen persona is a brilliant comment on the socio-political structure of stardom.

  Florence "Chicklet" Forrest : You get all that from "The Pizza Waitress with Three Heads"? I guess we are the only ones watching the movie.

• Florence "Chicklet" Forrest : Guys only want one thing. I'm going to the snack bar, want a wiener?

• Florence "Chicklet" Forrest : [as Ann Bowman]  I'm no mere chick! I'm a goddess! And the first thing I'm gonna sacrifice are ya balls, sonny!

• Florence "Chicklet" Forrest : [as Ann Bowman]  Who do you have to FUCK to get a hot dog in this dump?

  Drive-In Counterman : Say what?

  Florence "Chicklet" Forrest : You heard me, buster! And I'm not payin' extra for dialog, so cut the chin music!

• Florence "Chicklet" Forrest : I've never been to an orgy before. What do I wear?

• Kanaka : Mistress Ann, I've been a bad boy.

  Florence "Chicklet" Forrest : And bad boys get spanked. Bad boys get tortured!

  Kanaka : Cowabunga!

• Florence "Chicklet" Forrest : See, I have this girlfriend. I'm kinda worried about her. She has these... blackouts.

  Starcat : What sort of blackouts?

  Florence "Chicklet" Forrest : Well, she says when she comes to she doesn't really remember anything that happened, but... she thinks when she's out, she's really out, I mean, like out of her bird. Well, what do you think?

  Starcat : It's not professional to give an instant diagnosis, but I'd say she's probably suffering from morbidly psychotic episodes of schizophrenia.

• Rhonda : Hey, is it true you're going to Europe at the end of the summer?

  Florence "Chicklet" Forrest : No, we just have a Swedish exchange student living with us.

  Rhonda : Oh, I heard you were going to Denmark.

  Florence "Chicklet" Forrest : Where'd ya get that idea?

  Rhonda : I heard you were going there to have some sort of an operation.

  Florence "Chicklet" Forrest : An operation?

  Rhonda : Yeah, I heard you were having your dick cut off and turning into a girl.

  [suddenly gleeful] 

  Rhonda : Kisses.

• Florence "Chicklet" Forrest : Of course I know that! It was an accident. But then you never have accidents do you, Mr Perfect?

  Starcat : Don't you ever call me that!

  Florence "Chicklet" Forrest : What, "Mr Perfect"?

  Starcat : You don't know what it's like, having everybody think you're the golden boy - perfectly smart, perfectly athletic. You can't imagine the pressure.

  Florence "Chicklet" Forrest : And I thought all those people starving in India had it bad.

• Florence "Chicklet" Forrest : [as Anne Bowman]  Anne Bowman created orgies.