Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle (1999 TV Movie)

Steve Oedekerk: Loke Groundrunner, Beboobeep, Unwise Council Member, The Puppet, Gabba the Butt, Aunt Gonnabiteit, Big Toe & Yes Men

Quotes 

• Oobedoob Benubi : I am Oobedoob Benubi. I have the silliest name in the galaxy.

  Loke Groundrunner : What's your middle-name?

  Oobedoob Benubi : Scooby-Dooby.

  Loke Groundrunner : Oobedoob Scooby-Dooby Benubi?

  Oobedoob Benubi : One and the same. And you must be

  [crosses eyes] 

  Oobedoob Benubi : the CRY BABY!

• Loke Groundrunner : I will go with you and fight!

  Oobedoob Benubi : Oh, big sacrifice; everyone you knew is dead! Glad you could tear yourself away!

• Black Helmet Man : I will allow no rest until the Thumbellion is totally neutralized.

  Unwise Council Member : Excuse me, Black Helmut Man, but our super space station can easily thwart any actions of the Thumbellion.

  Black Helmet Man : Do not underestimate the power of the Thumb!

  Unwise Council Member : Oh, don't try to scare me with your ooby-dooby magic talk, Helmet Man. Your "I'm a horrifying warlock and I'm going to get you with my mystic potions" talk sicken me! I laugh at you and your "I'm a frightening wizard threat of hostility." Why don't you gather some frog legs and eyes of a newt, and conjur up a potion that will get you your face back, and perhaps make you one mere ounce less pathetic than you truly are!

  [Black Helmut Man strangles him with the "power of the Thumb"] 

  Unwise Council Member : *strangled gasping*... Or not!

  [Imperial Thumb's head pops off] 

  Black Helmet Man : Any other comments?

  British Thumb : I have a question! Why is it that we all speak in British accents, when we're from outer space where there's no Britain?

  [Black Helmut Man pops British Thumb's head off as well] 

• Hand Duet : All right, you thumbs, listen up. A one-armed man killed my wife Sabrina, a working girl. And now I'm a fugitive and in clear and present danger. I should be presumed innocent, but they're playing patriot games with me; Raiders, regarding Henry, Blade Runner and Air Force One.

  Loke Groundrunner : I'm sorry, what was that last part?

• Prissypeo : They'll kill us for sure! We need something we can trade for our lives!

  Beboobeep : Beboobeep!

  Prissypeo : Yes, the Princess! What a marvelous idea!

  [Later...] 

  Thumbtrooper : This is the droid that promised to deliver her!

  Princess Bunhead : What?

  Prissypeo : Bunhead's on to us! Let's get out of here!

• Black Helmet Man : Loke, I am your mother!

  Loke Groundrunner : No!

  Black Helmet Man : Mama's gonna teach you some manners!

• Oobedoob Benubi : Come now, touch your tongue to mine.

  Loke Groundrunner : What?

  Oobedoob Benubi : Your tongue - touch it to mine.

  Loke Groundrunner : Why?

  Oobedoob Benubi : To make it official!

  Loke Groundrunner : To make what official?

  Oobedoob Benubi : You know, ALL OF IT!

• Loke Groundrunner : I've got three FIST fighters coming from my left!

  Annoying Pilot : Copy, Stray Dog!

  Loke Groundrunner : I, I don't think I'm Stray Dog.

  Annoying Pilot : Copy that, Red Rooster!

  Loke Groundrunner : I, I don't think I'm Red Rooster either.

  Annoying Pilot : No problem, Nasty Butler!

  Loke Groundrunner : I'm ending this transmission.

• The Puppet : I am a puppet.

• Aunt Gonnabiteit : I must say, you're becoming a fine specimen of a man, Loke Groundrunner.

  Loke Groundrunner : Well alot of good that does me here. I wanna join the Thumbellion Resistance. I wanna make something of myself, be of use to someone.

  Uncle Soondead : Well you're plenty useful here, Loke. The harvest is soon and... and you'll be getting help. I bought some new droids from the freaky little hooded creatures. The tall one is effeminate and annoying. And I think the little one has an amputee inside!

  Loke Groundrunner : [whiny voice]  Harvest, harvest, harvest! That's all you ever care about! You don't care about me. I wanna see the universe!

  [squealing] 

  Loke Groundrunner : YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM INSIDE! YOU NEVER HAVE! I'M GONNA RUN AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK EVER!

  [storms out crying] 

  Uncle Soondead : Whoo! What a whiner that kid is.

• Annoying Pilot : [Last Words]  We got company, Swollen Ostrich.

  Loke Groundrunner : Oh Man, it's you.

  [a fist fighter blows up the annoying pilot] 

  Loke Groundrunner : Thank you.