Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker (1999 TV Special)
Horatio Sanz: Police Officer
Quotes
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Police Officer : [From album] Good evening, sir! How are you doing?
Black Man : What's what? What?
Police Officer : Do you know why I pulled you over?
Black Man : Yeah, 'cuz I'm a black man, motherfucker! Now, if I was a white bitch with some big-ass titties, you let me go!
Police Officer : Very good, sir. Maybe you're right. But I just wanted to let you know, your license plate is a little loose.
Black Man : Oh, man, bullshit! Man, that's bullshit! You just mad at me 'cuz I'm rolling this bug-eyed Benz, bitch!
Police Officer : I love German cars! I love Benzes! It's just, the license plate's a little crooked. That's all, come on.
Black Man : Hey, fuck that, man! Y'all took the street! I ain't got time for this shit!
Police Officer : Hey, hey, hey! I'm gonna let you go. I just need your registration, that's all.
Black Man : I ain't got no registration, no proof of insurance, no nothing, no baby seat, I ain't got my seatbelt on, all I got is a motherfucking receipt!
Police Officer : Oh, you don't need any of that. Just drive safely and have a good night.