. . . is a cartoon appropriate for impressionable youngsters. Generally speaking, it is not safe for THE ANIMAL MOVIE to be viewed by anyone who has not attained a ripe age of at least 75-years-old. Just last week a couple of 74-year-old's were busted by marine park managers for harassing and trying to ride wild dolphins in Hawaii, which is a main preoccupation of the protagonist here. I cannot find out how many of THE ANIMAL MOVIE's cast and crew were jailed after its release, but since the Canadian "government" once again allowed itself to be bamboozled into supporting such utter claptrap, surely the answer is "not nearly enough of them."